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Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bighead1(m): 8:23pm On Oct 08, 2009
One day a friend of mine went to a slut's house just to bang her and pay the normal amount while the thing was going on nepa took the light and then the man brought out his phone his phone does not have a torch light but the guy was trying to see with the screen of the phone
but he could not the he started saying where is the spot Oh God where is the damn spot man my time is going and the the slut said thank God u have paid me my money
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by Shola2009(m): 8:59pm On Oct 08, 2009
to be honest,that was a bit funny! a bit! lol,
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by busybody20: 11:56pm On Oct 08, 2009
Shola2009:

to be honest,that was a bit funny! a bit! lol,

that wasnt a bit funny, u mean?  undecided

@ poster,
try speaking pidgin with your posts jare, too much grammar to read!
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by Dwayne(m): 4:57am On Oct 09, 2009
busybody20:

@ poster,
try speaking pidgin with your posts jare, too much grammar to read!
oyibo comedian. Nice joke anyway.
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by clemcykul(f): 9:36am On Oct 09, 2009
donates a chuckle
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by sylve11: 9:47am On Oct 09, 2009
cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Oct 09, 2009
*deletes slyve's post*
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bydot1(m): 10:16am On Oct 09, 2009
alongside his windscreen
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bighead1(m): 10:27am On Oct 09, 2009
@ all
Thanks for ur giggles,chuckles,and advises
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by sylve11: 10:43am On Oct 09, 2009
cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by surd: 12:27pm On Oct 09, 2009
it was actuallyb so funny i logged OUTTTTT lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by tytylayor: 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2009
undecided
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by romsky: 12:58pm On Oct 09, 2009
which kain yeye talk u dey spread about olori nla
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by sylve11: 1:30pm On Oct 09, 2009
cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by Ben13: 1:47pm On Oct 09, 2009
I can imagine how big the poster's head is
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by sylve11: 3:25pm On Oct 09, 2009
him own nor big pass ur own o cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by romsky: 3:29pm On Oct 09, 2009
armor head of horror
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by sylve11: 3:43pm On Oct 09, 2009
Ben wen 4rm him neck to him waist na just 6cm, 4rm him waist to him toes 7cm then him head na 8cm cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by tytylayor: 3:47pm On Oct 09, 2009
embarassed
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by romsky: 3:48pm On Oct 09, 2009
Syl u r gettin gud wiff mensuration o
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by benedictac(f): 4:46pm On Oct 09, 2009
pls can some1 explain this joke to me coz i dont understand
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by sylve11: 5:00pm On Oct 09, 2009
tytylayor:

embarassed

Ololumi pls don't mind what i say cry cry cry cool

@Captain wetin u dey talk? cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bighead1(m): 6:26pm On Oct 09, 2009
Wetin my head do for all of u cry cry
wey be say na yab all of u dey yab my head cry cry cry
I will make sure that i report u all to my daddy cry cry
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by Nobody: 8:18pm On Oct 09, 2009
No be small thing o
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bydot1(m): 8:29pm On Oct 09, 2009
this olori nla self.
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by Turiano(m): 4:45pm On Oct 10, 2009
Wel ur grammar is too much,hmmn i'm hvn fun kip it rolln.
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by dani1luv: 5:06pm On Oct 10, 2009
Now this is what I call aJoke cool
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bighead1(m): 8:23pm On Oct 10, 2009
dani1luv:

Now this is what I call aJoke cool

@dan
thanks man

Turiano:

Wel your grammar is too much,hmmn i'm hvn fun kip it rolln.

@turiano

Thanks 1/2
by.dot:

this olori nla self.

U no dey gree hear words do u have a dispute with my head abi na wetin self ah i tire ooh
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bighead1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 10, 2009
@ben tenison wetin dey do u too

@sylve 11 seems like u are on my side grin

Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by 2Legit2Qui: 8:27pm On Oct 10, 2009
big head, i wish he was fu cking you.
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by bighead1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 10, 2009
@2legitqui

How do i decypher that
Re: Nepa bleeped Up My Friend by lightwalk(m): 11:53pm On Oct 12, 2009
@Sylve: Go get work abeg

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