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Nigerian Police Don Upgrade Ooo by horrmorr(m): 7:30pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center
numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour’s
house and I called them… next thing I heard was.
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center… for
English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3.
Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For
Car Accident press 1, for Armed Robbery press 2, for
Boko haram please hang up…Den I pressed 2,
another voice came up…If they’re with knives press 1,
pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4,
bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…Then I
checked and saw they were with all of them then I
pressed 6… another a voice came up saying…
Hmmmm…! My brother, if your brother dey police u
go gree make im come?? |
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