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Lie Detector by balosammy(m): 7:09am On Sep 15, 2016
Akpos Father buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: AKPOS, where were you today during school hours?
AKPOS: At school. (Robot slaps AKPOS)
AKPOS: Okay, I went to watch movies!
Dad: Which one?
AKPOS: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
AKPOS: Yeaaah…Okay, I was watching Adult Film.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your Son”! (Robot slaps mom)

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