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Smart Dog by horrmorr(m): 3:49pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a
distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible,
never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing
towards the dog with menace.
The dog noticed and starts to panic but as he's about
to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an
idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good
lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "woah!
This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better
leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.
Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit
from this situation by telling the lion and getting
something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell
the lion what really happened and the lion says
angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So
they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them
and realized what happened and starts to panic even
more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where
the hell is that monkey!? I told him to bring me
another lion an hour ago."
The lion stopped and ate the monkey for dinner. |
Re: Smart Dog by lhawarl1(m): 4:06pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
LoL really smarT |
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