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Akpors Can't Kill Me With Laugh by horrmorr(m): 3:57pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
Akpos has never gone hunting
while Osarodion has hunted all
his life. When they got to the
middle of the forest, Osarodion
told Akpos to sit by a tree and not
make noise while he checks out
an antelope trail. After he got
about a quarter of a mile away,
Osarodion heard a blood-curling
scream which scared away all
nearby antelopes.
He rushed back to Akpos and
yelled; “I think I tell you say make
you quiet?” Akpos replied : “Shuo,
I try o, I really try. When green
snake waka pass my leg I nor
shake body or make peem!
sound. When gorilla come dey
breath hot and smelly smelly air
for my face, I nor shake body or
make shekele sound.
But when two squirrel waka enter
my trouser leg, one come tell the
other one say, “Chei, see as this
two palm kernels big like coconut,
we nor go fit chop dem finish for
here, so make we pluck and carry
dem go home”, naim I come start
to halla. |
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