www.nairaland.com/attachments/4263147_pixlr20160921112438770_jpegff1797cd7758c5ede695f368ea34a617

.:
In a case that has sparked legal debates on human rights and the extent to which the judiciary is willing to go in protecting the devil, an Innocent Christian, Nigerian man has been unjustly sentenced to prison for a crime the devil committed.

Thursday--6:am, residents of building 36, Abiola street, were woken by the screams of a tenant they identified as chichi who claimed one Mr. Jibola raped her severally after she soilicited his help replacing a light bulb, and was only later able to escape after gaining little strength, sinking her teeth into his flesh.

Klib paper correspondents at the scene confirmed that the visibly bleeding man could have been choked to death by the firm grip the victim had round his neck if not for the crowd's intervention. It was reported that, Jibola, whom everyone identified as a co-tenant, looked more embarrassed than remorseful and was said to have thrown everyone into confusion when he started blaming the devil.

Chi-chi on the other hand, called him a big fat liar and swore that the devil was never in her apartment that morning, but at that point, the crowd was already confused, not knowing who to believe between the two.

"It is the work of the devil" said Jibola, who was still confused at Chi-Chi's behaviour towards him when it was obvious the devil was the one responsible. "Chi chi i didn't rape you. It was the devil's work. Can't you understand? Don't you read the bible? " Jibola defended himself.

The case was however reported to Ibobo Police station, Lagos, after which Jibola was charged and arraigned before a Magistrate court.

Eyewitnesses on ground reported that the accused's line of defence in court centered around showing scriptural evidence to back up his earlier claim of innocence, citing how his body was just a mere vessel the devil used to perpetrate the evil act, while also swearing he was still a virgin who had no single memory of the act, and still has no idea as to what a v@gina looks like.

The plaintiff on the other hand, came fully prepared as she and protesters outside the courtroom could be seen holding placards containing black and white images of her v@gina while her lawyer, used a long stick to point out distinct vaginal markings which---according to an X-ray they handed to the judge as evidence--- matched Jibola's exact pr.ic.k signature.

The judge, at this point, was left with no other option but to sentence Jibola to 25years in prison for rape and an additional 5 years for what the court called-- malicious intent towards the devil and defamation of character.

At press time, the legal consult for the devil expressed delight towards his client's name being exonerated in a country where everyone seems to blame his client--the devil, for their wickedness, and said he had to quickly be on his way to a near-by town where a young man is accusing his client of telling him to kill his father through a demonic spirit.

Source: http://www.klibpaper.com/2016/09/innocent-christian-man-unjustly.html?m=1

Nawaooo.

Nawa... What the hell is preek signature?

Why they x-ray it... As if her vagina is a bone..