Reasons Why You Must Have The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000
* You can email your ancestors & ping your village deity with it.
* If you hold it, you will never go hungry again.
* If you misplace it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into your pocket.
* If an ugly person sends you a friend request, it will automatically reject it.
* It can tell which member of your family is "pursuing" you.
* You can connect its Bluetooth to a transformer & get electricity.
* It can be used as a bomb detector.
* It can be used as a mosquito repellant.
* It will make everyone see you as a wealthy person, even when you're trekking on the road.
* It vibrates when someone is lying... really!
* It can tell who the real father of a child is.
* It can tell if your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancies: just put it in "Protection" mode.
* You can use it as an air conditioner.
* You can use it as a weapon if you're ever attacked by armed robbers.
* It can show you the way to paradise with its advanced GPS.
* It can be used as an ATM.
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