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Sick Leave ! by bigfather(m): 12:53pm On Oct 13, 2009
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office,

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,', And where do you think you're going?!'






(You're going to love this, )

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'
grin shocked
Re: Sick Leave ! by posakosa(m): 12:55pm On Oct 13, 2009
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

<didn't totally get the last part though> undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Sick Leave ! by donjon: 3:14pm On Oct 13, 2009
Since d light bulb was leaving, d 2nd one counldnt work in the dark!

Splendid joke
Re: Sick Leave ! by posakosa(m): 3:17pm On Oct 13, 2009
^^^^^^^^^^ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, hehehehhehehehhohohohohahahahaha!

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