It's as simple as it sounds. Whatever your last facebook update is, post it here. You may post a different thing. When posting an update, start with the prefix: my status

You didnt start with yours now m8.Its been long i updated me fb status anyways
my status: i got two sharingans u got one i see your every move

My status; it usually follows that you believe a thing when the alternative is unbelievable.

My status: Off 2 Xanga & Nairaland, Rewrittin d Script of my Life

Plz drop ur email so dat i can add u as my fbk frends.

is this the new form of voyeurism?

Trust me, I can get it up thru other means. Will you drop your status or you want me to drop it for you?

My status: I'm trying not to give a damn but it's infinitely easier to fall in love than to climb out of it.

Trust me, I can get it up thru other means. Will you drop your status or you want me to drop it for you?

My status: I'm trying not to give a damn but it's infinitely easier to fall in love than to climb out of it.

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p

vescucci:

Trust me, I can get it up thru other means. Will you drop your status or you want me to drop it for you?

My status: I'm trying not to give a damn but it's infinitely easier to fall in love than to climb out of it.

Doesn't matter. . .there are different ways to kill a fish.

I know you believe what you think I said, but I’m not sure that what you heard is what I really meant

Luckily I know you small. Next time put the 'my status' prefix so that we'd really know what you're saying, what you really meant. Nice though

My status: If you're going around in circles, you're probably cutting corners.

i dont plan on being sober this weekend!

Don't forget the prefix. Also, it doesn't really have to be your current status.

[size=13pt]^{My Statue: I'm an Anti Christ doesn't mean i wont still wipe away the so called religious madness in the world today. . . .I remain on my Bleep project for changes. . . . .} [/size]

This is my own status:can u beat ur grl frnd when she offends u.

My brother's status: remember that you are unique, like everybody else.

vescucci:

Trust me, I can get it up thru other means. Will you drop your status or you want me to drop it for you?

My status: I'm trying not to give a damn but it's infinitely easier to fall in love than to climb out of it.

ravenzord:


Doesn't matter. . .there are different ways to kill a fish.

see why i love my lit land guys?

my status: why didnt i visit the whole universities in the whole of south-west before making me choice

I won't let my happiness be dependant on how much I make other people happy, oh, I just can't do it.

[size=13pt]My Statue: I Love you all Bleep[/size]

My status: trying to hit a flying bullet with a smaller bullet while I'm blindfolded and riding a wild horse

My Status: Facebook sucks! It's nothing more than a picture book. It reminds me of 'Janet and John'. This is Janet, This is John. Janet has a kitten, John has a puppy - lol.

Lol

"if you flip a coin what are your chances of getting head"

You're crazy man.

My status: my dreamcatcher is on overload

Ernn. . . . . i dont hv a fbk account.

Ogaga my friend, it's status spelt S-T-A-T-U-S not statue as you call it.

@ topic
Status - Perfecting plans to break Bode-George outta Kirikiri.

[size=13pt]Semid i know what im doing. . . i Conciously spelled it so , so i guest you're here for specific goal. . .,?, anyway Long time no see you (((ON)) here.^{*hit his head*}
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[size=13pt]Topic. . . .

Statue: I hate you, God. I hate you as though you actually exist. . . . . . You think you're twisted?, no no im more than you, !!!!!!!!!! Buhahahahah i laugh my wicked laughter. . .then slap him/her for been an Imaginary Deity.[/size]