Hey there, football junkies.

Okay, here's the thing.  .  .the issue on our table is our club match threads. Usually I do them, or Muki does them.

Now, reports reaching my well-polished mahogany table have indicated that some fans feel like the pre-match analyses are not as well analysed as they would like.  .  .for whatever European reason. Others simply want to be involved in doing them.

So our loving godmother, the one and only Mukilicious Mukina2 came up with the idea that a club fan does the match thread for his/her club for the weekend.
Same will go for the UCL.

I think it's a good idea, so I decided to open this volunteer thread. Here, any football that wants to do his/her club match thread for the weekend will nicely volunteer.
The thread will be open on Wednesdays-Thurdays only for volunteers. Before the end of the day, Muki and I will pick a fan from each club to do their match thread, and then lock this thread back till the next Thursday.
The persons picked will be posted on here, of course.

The persons then do the pre-match analysis(correct analysis o) for their respective clubs a day before the game so they can be stickied.

When we've got week night games, EPL or UCL, same thing will apply. The thread will be open for volunteers. So basically, when there are games coming up and you would like to do the pre-match analysis for your club, simply come to this thread and make it known when the thread's open.

You must do the match thread the day before the match, after you volunteer(if you are chosen). If you can't, don't volunteer, please.
So, floor's open.

People like Bluediva and Ibime.  .  .here's your chance to do your very own pre-match analysis.

It will be fun, trust me.

Who knows, somebody might get a job with ESPN. Or HItv.

This is cool .

finally people will stop accusing of us being bias

You will know who got injured, suspended, banned, slapped, kicked and so on.

Correct analysis.

Man up, guys.

If you can, come show your pre-analytic skillz. Don't be shy.

I'll do the Arsenal- Birminham match.

Now we're talking.

Scousers? Mancs? Blues?

Arsenal nor go take last

Thanks Tayo

anytime m'lady _*bows*

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

This is a serious thread . . .i'll catch you soon . .

Could you please let me do the one for Bayern Munich??

eldee:

Could you please let me do the one for Bayern Munich??

nice

Or yall can just ctrl+C, ctrl+V the "official" preview from the epl website and save us from quater-baked write ups
No? Ok. I want to do the arsenal game too. Tayoccu aint got nuttin on me

Ritch, The nairaland analysis is different
Ok seriously, we all know there are different previews on different football sites for the games.
Its not like you're reading the preview on the match thread on nairaland to know 'whats up', but just cos you'd eventually post. Rite?
Most people dont even care for the pre-match analysis, no? They just want to know who's playing who. They jump on the thread and post Bleep all and before you say "die, scummie, die!" the thread's onto page 2
I think whats most important is the match thread itself and i think i'd do the villa one, but without the bogus flags i must add!

@Borat
NL Sports is a mini sports site as well.

I know a lot of people that don't bother going to the usual football sites. . .they simply come here to read up.

So, you wanna do Chelsea-A.Villa. Cool.

@Ritch
Wanna try your hand @ Utd-Bolton?

Hahaha, herez ma brief take on utd-bolton:
with rio in the (de)form of his life, utd dont have a prayer against a bolton side boasting of an in-form Cohen.
Prediction: Man Utd 1-4 Bolton. . . **Fergie sent to the stands for giving the fourth official the middle finger(visibly pissed the ref added on "just" 5 minutes of injury time)**

Go to bed.

~Borat~:


Most people dont even care for the pre-match analysis, no? They just want to know who's playing who. They jump on the thread and post Bleep all and before you say "die, scummie, die!" the thread's onto page 2

. That's actually true .

waste of rihnoceros-shit,

Seems someone has chosen to do the CFC vs Villa match.
I'd like to do our match against Blackburn next week.

Hemp
how many minutes did you take to type that out

abeg go face ur hemp

simply thing, if you cannot do it waka

no one held a gun to ur scumtwat head

Are you telling us emperohs opinion is invalid?

ohh hell's kitchen please go rake the coals on the scumtwats thread please do not build a fire in here darling

Darling? Please modify that before Cristalz sees it.
if only u knew how good the food in hell's kitchen is. . .

LoL u nefa change

Pre-match ogini?

Save job for the mods abeg.

How much are you people paying for the courtesy?

Will Hemp please shut up

Muki
so not only are his comments invalid, they also pose a threat to public peace?

Hell kitchen, no war in here na