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Cellphones Vs The Bible by dani1luv: 5:44pm On Oct 14, 2009
This might sound funny to some of us. . ! cheesy

I am really afraid, I wonder what will happen if we treat our bibles the same way we treat our cellphones. I was on my ways to church one Sunday morning with my friend and she said to me “oops, please wait a minute, I forgot my phone, let me get it” Moments later, we were halfway to church; I looked at my friend and asked “Where his bible was” “oh my I forgot it” was her quick reply. “I will share yours with you.” I looked at her and said nothing, she couldn’t use my phone with me but she could use my bible with me. That morning as if the pastor heard our conversation, he said before the sermon. “Brethren, please switch off your phone and stay connected with God. I want you to wonder for a moment what would happen if we treat our bibles the same way we treat our cell phones.”

What if we carried it around in our pockets and purses?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we treated it like we couldn’t live without it?
What if we turned to get it if we forgot it?


My friend looked at me and I looked back at her. .Were are your priorities. . . . . . . .Hmmmmmn. . . .Where is your bible? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by SeanT21(f): 6:26pm On Oct 14, 2009
Thanks for making me feel guilty. cry tongue
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by dani1luv: 6:44pm On Oct 14, 2009
huh. . .guilty as charged,. . tongue

Then which position fits you best. . Heaven or Hell
cheesy tongue
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by Atheists: 6:51pm On Oct 14, 2009
Nothing holy/redeeming about the bible
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by SeanT21(f): 6:54pm On Oct 14, 2009
dani1luv:

huh. . .guilty as charged,. . tongue

Then which position fits you best. . Heaven or Hell
cheesy tongue

God is a forgiving God remember. Hopefully, I learn to cherish my bible more.
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by aomom(m): 10:58pm On Oct 14, 2009
well i av bible applications and concordances on my fone even if i forgot mi bible i tell yah my fone will serve buh i cant forget it!
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by bawomolo(m): 11:58pm On Oct 14, 2009
What if we carried it around in our pockets and purses?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we treated it like we couldn’t live without it?
What if we turned to get it if we forgot it?

what if like my cellphone, I dumped my old Bible and got a new one that meets modern standards (like not stoning adulterous women and homos to death and all)?

The bible doesn't seem to have any upgrades like a cellphone does.
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by mamagee6(f): 2:02am On Oct 15, 2009
Thanks for speaking the truth. tongue
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by Kunbee: 4:41am On Oct 15, 2009
SeanT21:

Thanks for making me feel guilty. cry tongue

Exactly cry cry cry
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by aomom(m): 7:11am On Oct 15, 2009
,mama-gee:

Thanks for speaking the truth. tongue

lol wink
Re: Cellphones Vs The Bible by dani1luv: 2:14pm On Oct 16, 2009
This is the truth

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