[center]This story is about as accurate as the author's limited memory would allow and are absolute facts. Any similarities in event, persons or place is purely coincidental.
The names of the characters were changed due to personal privacy and while vulgarities were kept to a minimum, graphic descriptions were embellished for enjoyment sake.
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