Haba Cultist ke.. Ki won malo gbe iyen wa o.. But wot s happenin wit funmi na, hope is nt wot am thinking.. Kudos 2 u Babs, more grace..
In btw
i haven't seen any pop corn yet oo, stil waiting anyway..

cc: babsopey I fey use God beg you continue tmrw

Which kain trouble be dz now.... Funmi is already vexing me

Baba u wan kill person de torri sweet o

Eniqurl:
Which kain trouble be dz now.... Funmi is already vexing me

hello babe u re beautiful

[b] EPISODE FOURTEEN MFYL PR2

That question sent a WiFi connection among the three of us as we look at each other not knowing how to answer. The question is a little tricky and one needs to be careful dealing with law enforcement officers in this kind of scenario. "Are you his friends that brought him here?" he asked. Saying we are not his friends might pitched us with the other guys except the bar attendant and manager will stand for us.

Me: We are not his friend, we only helped him down here.

Cop2: How did you get there?

Me: We went to see a friend but decided to have some drinks since we could not reach the friend.

Cop2: Who was the friend?

Me: She's one of the ladies caught up in the brawl. We've taken her home because she's drunk.

Cop2: What were you drinking?

. The question this other officer was asking sounded somehow, as if he was looking for a way of implicating us. We decided to allow only myself to answer all their questions on order to avoid giving contradicting answer that can give the cop room to exploit us.

Me: We all ordered for malt

Cop2: You are drinking malt in a bar?

Me: You can ask the attendant

Bar Attendant: It's true sir, they ordered for three malts

Cop2: You guys will have to follow us to the station to give statement of what you saw.

Me/Temmy/Sam: What?

Cop1: Don't worry, you are not under arrest, you'll only write the statement and leave. Your statement will help us in our investigation.

At this point we know we are closer to trouble because everybody knows you don't just go to police station to give statement in a situation like this and come back just like that. I'm not sure a witness should be be forced to write statement at the police station since he's not involved. I also believe the witness has right to decide if he wants to testify or not, it's not supposed to be by compulsion.

Sam has started shouting and complaining, insisting we are not going anywhere because we know nothing of the fight. The second police officer twisted the matter and accused us of been his cultist friends.

Cop2: You think we don't know you are lying? You guys are cultists and we've been trailing you for a while now.

Temmy: Haba! We just entered Lagos today and we were supposed to go back if not for the incident. Are we now cultists because we helped him?

Cop2: If you are not his friends, why did you pay his bills?

Temmy: They won't attend to him until we pay something and was losing a lot of blood. It was a critical moment for him. We pay expecting to be paid back by his family.

We continued to drag the argument with the cops ad they insisted we must follow them to the station as they wait for the macho guy to recover some strength. Later in the late evening, a man wearing "agbada" flanked by two mobile police officers and some thug looking men came into the hospital. He spoke with the doctor and entered into macho guys ward. I could hear him saying "Fred, how are you feeling now?". He was talking to the wounded guy and that's how we got to know his name, Fred. I remembered Janet made mention of it in her message that the guy is a son to an influential politician. I kept hearing the thug looking guys calling the man "Deputy". I don't know what he deputies, maybe it's a post he's holding in their political party.

I saw fred pointing to us while the doctor shook his head as they converse with Deputy. He later came to us where we were sitting looking like lost sheep.

Deputy: I learnt you guys brought my son to the clinic.

Me: Yes sir

Sam: He was stabbed in the back after a fight broke out at the bar. We has to rush him down because he was losing a lot of blood but now the police men said we must go to the station.

Deputy: You are not going anywhere. Don't mind them, they are working for the opposition. I've reported them to their boss, they'll soon leave this place.

Temmy: That's a relief sir, because it wasn't funny at all.

Deputy: I really appreciate you guys, I heard you paid his bills

Me: Yes sir, they were not ready to attend to him without the initial bills and he was running out of time.

Deputy: That's thoughtful of you guys. You saved my son's life. I'm sure the opposition is behind this and I will show them. They are nothing but foolish opposition.

He kept on bragging while his entourage were adding their own, suggesting who it might be that carried out the act. He later asked for the amount we paid and gave us double of the amount as we left the hospital to our relief. I wouldn't want to spend a minute in police cell, especially when you know you were only helping, it's tormenting. We headed back to Sam's house and decided to wash the car as blood stains from Fred has covered most part of the back sit.

As we entered Fred's compound, we met Funmi there sitting on the front pavement alongside Sam's junior sister. We parked the car where we could have easy access to water as Sam quickly get down to get us soap and sponges. I was reluctant to get down of the car as I don't know what to say to her. I stayed right there in the car as she approaches us while Temmy got down to meet her. They were both talking with Temmy laughing as she smiles along but the more I look at them the more I felt like leaving the compound. Temmy eventually left her as he took soap and buckets from Sam who went back to get some sponges.

Funmi came into the car and sits at the passenger's sit in the front with me at the drivers sit. She kept looking at me periodically but I kept a straight gaze looking into nothing specifically. We were in an awkward situation I never thought we'll be this soon. Two love birds who were always in the company of each other for around six months were there sitting beside each other like complete strangers. I was eagerly waiting for what she'll say as I still could not ascertain what went wrong.

We sat there not saying a word until Temmy and Sam came back ready to wash the car. I tried to excuse myself out of the car in order to join them in the washing but she used the opportunity to start a conversation.

Funmi: How long will it take for the sit to dried up?

Me: I'm not sure but we'll try to clean it with minimal application of water so it can dry before tomorrow.

Funmi: You are leaving tomorrow?

Me: Very early tomorrow

Funmi: You can't stay for a little while?

Me: There is no reason to stay, besides my mission here is completed.

Funmi: What mission is that?

Me: I don't think it matters anymore

Funmi: Can we talk?

Me: We are already talking

Funmi: I mean serious one, both of us alone.

Me: I can do that, but that will be after the car is cleaned

Funmi: No problem, I'll sleep here tonight.

Me: Alright

Even at this point, I was still not sure what was going on and I can't ascertain how I felt about her anymore. It was more like I have nothing left for her. The said diamond ring wasn't on her but I wish it was so I could ask her about it.

We washed the car and scrubbed off the blood as it was not as easy as we thought it would be. Throughout the period we were washing the car, I was dead silent as my mood had already changed. Temmy and Sam tried to light up my mood by making some jokes but I wasn't having any of it.

Funmi left with Sam's sister to her place, probably to pick things she'll be needing for the night. After we were satisfied with the washing of the car, we all sat on the pavement to discuss what it could have been if Deputy had not come to our rescue at the hard of the cunningly crook police officers.

Temmy: I honestly don't understand where those officers were driving at.

Sam: Bros they were going to lock us up in their cell

Temmy: Why would they do that when they know we had no hand in the brawl.

Sam: Welcome to Lagos Bro. They might even rogue us as a criminal and threaten to charge us to court except we bail ourselves on time.

Temmy: Of course I know it's all about money. Only God knows how many people are in jail just because they were rogue by the police.

Sam: Bros Will what's up now? You've been silent since.

Temmy: You need to get out of your mind Bro.

As they were trying to get word out of my mouth, there was a knock on the gate which was rather unusual as Sam claimed they were not expecting anybody by that hour except for Funmi and Sam's sister and they were not expected to knock since they how what to do for the gate to be opened. Sam did open the gate and we were surprised to see Fred with some guys coming into the compound.

How did he know where we are was the question and why would he leave the hospital bed when he's still obviously not okay.

Sam: Wao! Are you okay? I thought you are supposed to be in the hospital

Fred: I'm a warrior, I can't allow them to tie me down. So this is your house?

Sam: Yes, how did you get here?

Fred: That make everything easy then. We were directed here by someone. I really appreciate you guys for the other time. Who knows, maybe I'll currently be answering for my sins now (we all laughed as he and the other guys came over to shake us)

Sam: You are welcome man, but why did you have to come this night?

Fred: I'm actually here to see my babe

Sam: Your babe?

Fred: Yes my baby, I was told she's here.[/b]

Apologies for some mistakes and typo error in this episode and last one. I used phone to type it and auto correct was "over sabiing" .

Some of the next episodes might be like that until I settle the system issue. Thanks

I swear bruh, girls can be so funny, now she acting up like nothing happened, I hope will just leave her Problematic ass

Some girls are just so not worth it, this piece just depicted my story..... Mteww

Dat9jakid:
I swear bruh, girls can be so funny, now she acting up like nothing happened, I hope will just leave her Problematic ass

Some girls are just so not worth it, this piece just depicted my story..... Mteww

you right bro,some girls are so not worth it.,been there before.,
@op keep up the good work.

Gobé

Funmi is such a dam. Keep it coming, enjoying every bit of the story. Thumbs up Babsopey.

aswear this Funmi of a b!tch is really annoying for real WILL should just move on

Babsopey:
Apologies for some mistakes and typo error in this episode and last one. I used phone to type it and auto correct was "over sabiing" .

Some of the next episodes might be like that until I settle the system issue. Thanks

I could offer help in order to repair your laptop (or desktop) bcoz I love this story and its on point...

Phew! Babsopey , because of you I wish I can ⏩ fast-forward this night! You're good bro! So goodestically good! Lol

Is this Funmi okay at all Mtsheew

WILL what are you waiting for ?

Run away from that funmi before she'll lead you to your earlier grave and comes to your funeral crying on another guy's shoulder

Nice one, thanks.

His babe? Lyk seriously...

Next episode, Please... Edakun epp, suspense is wounding me

pls come and update oooooo

[b] EPISODE FIFTEEN MFYL PR2

Temmy, Sam and I looked at each other surprised by the gut and the audacity he has to come and look for her. At that point I felt like leaving that environment but I don't know where to. I tried as much as possible to calm myself down not to create a scene I'll not be able to handle as Temmy placed his his hands on my lap. Not that I was going to fight, but I was obviously getting to the edge of losing control.

I wonder how he misses Funmi at home since that's where she left for. I got lost in thought and could not hear anything they all were saying until Sam's question to Fred brought me back.

Sam: Who did you say directed you to this place?

Fres: Most times when I drop her off, she enters that green house so I guessed that's her place but she's with her friend here

Sam: What's her name?

Fred: Her name is Blessing

Sam: Blessing?

Fred: Yes, that's what I call her

Sam: You don't know another name she answers, maybe she's not been called blessing at home

Fred: I really don't know

He started to stagger and was almost falling down before one of the guys that came with him held him.

Guy: I told you not to leave the hospital, but you won't listen. Please let's go back there before you collapse for real.

Fred: (Speaking rather with pain) My mission here is not completed menh!

Guy: Common! We can always come back for her when you are okay. At least we know her house now.

Fred: But the name?

Guy: We'll get that later

Sam: I thought you said she's blessing?

Fred: No, that's her friends name

Sam: Nobody answers Blessing here, I think you are in the wrong compound.

Guy: Guy don't mind him, nobody bears Blessing and the lady she's looking for is not her girlfriend yet. The lady has been ignoring him, yet he wants to kill himself because of her. (facing Fred) let's go back to the hospital before you collapse here man!

Sam: The intended girlfriend lives here right?

Guy: Yes, we've traced her here before.

Sam's countenance suddenly changed as it was obvious the lady they were talking about was her sister. I guess he was furious because the girl just wrote her SSCE exams and he wasn't expecting such things for her at that period.

As the guy was escorting Fred out of the compound, Funmi and Sam's sister entered into the compound as Sam's sister questioned their presence in annoyance.

Girl: What are these guys doing here?

Funmi: Mary you know them?

Mary: That's the guy (pointing to Fred) I told you has been giving me problem since. He stopped filling me for some weeks but has resumed since day before yesterday.

Funmi: You mean Fred?

Mary: His name is Fred?

Funmi looked at Fred with am accusatory expression and her countenance changed totally as she left them there and entered into the house while Mary followed her in. Sam stylishly pushed Fred and his friends out of the compound as he shut the gate behind them.

Sam: Did you see what just happened?

Temmy: He came for your sister even though he's still weak, it must be love.

Sam: Jokes apart bros, this guy is trying to date two cousins at the same time.

Temmy: I don't blame him, they are both beautiful, who doesn't like good thing

Sam: Bros Temmy stop joking about this now, this is serious. I was suspecting foul play when he said a girl from the green house because there is no girl in that house.

Temmy: Really?

Sam: In fact nobody inhabit that house yet. It was completed not long ago and they've not rented it out.

Temmy: Maybe they've rented it out while you were in school.

Sam: Taa! I know the owner very well and we still spoke of recent. The house is still free. Damn, this guy is something else.

Me: Sam please where do we sleep?

Sam: You want to sleep by this time?

Temmy: What's wrong with you?

Me: I just feel like sleeping. I'm tired.

Sam: But you've not eaten anything

Me: I'm okay, I can't eat anything again.

Sam: Alright, you'll be sleeping in my room. Let me go and prepare the place (He left)

Temmy: Will what's going on?

Me: What do you think Temmy? Coming to Lagos was a gross mistake.

Temmy: No, it's better you see everything by yourself than be guessing

Me: Actually in this case, I would have preferred not to see.

Temmy: What did she told you earlier?

Me: She said we'll talk later this evening but I'm not sure I want to do that again.

Temmy: Common talk to her and hear her out

Me: I don't think she's trying to explain anything, she just want to tell me her stand.

Temmy: That's wouldn't be bad too, at least you'll be sure and can move on from there.

Me: You are right about that.

As Temmy and I were conversing, I received a call from Uche. I was reluctant to pick it because I'm likely going to lie that we are at and I don't want to do that but I eventually pick.

Me: Hello Uche

Uche: Will, why didn't you call me when you got home?

Me: Because we haven't

Uche: Really? Why, where are you?

Me: At a friend's place

Uche: I don't know you have friend in Lagos, I thought Temmy is your only friend.

Me: You are not far from the truth, but I still got others.

Uche: Where exactly are you?

Me: You want to come

Uche: I can if you want me to

Me: Common Uche, we'll meet in PH

Mary called on Sam to attend to something and Uche her voice over the phone

Uche: Who's that?

Me: Who's what?

Uche: I heard a female voice, are you in an Hotel?

Me: (Smiles) No Uche

Uche: I don't trust you

Me: Hmm, it's okay Uche, I've got to go now.

Uche: To meet her right?

Me: To meet who?

Uche: That girl now

Me: I'm not in the mood Uche, can we talk later?

Uche: when are you leaving tomorrow?

Me: Very early

Uche: Okay I'll call you

Me: Alright, take care of yourself

Uche: Bye sweetheart

Why I was still on call, Sam called Temmy inside and I was left outside. After dropping the call, I decided to take a nap as I was indeed feeling sleepy that moment. I went into the car and sat at the drivers sit resting my head on the chair's shoulder since the back sit was still wet.

I was already dozing off when Temmy cane waking me up.

Temmy: Guy wake up, won't you eat before you sleep?

Me: I'm okay Bro, I just want to sleep

Temmy: I thought you said you are having a chat with Funmi this evening?

Me: Maybe later, I want to sleep now

Temmy: Common guy, she's been crying since she entered

Me: Crying? Why is she crying?

Temmy: She won't talk to any of us but I think she'll talk to you.

Me: I'll rather not see her cry.

Temmy: Don't be like that, go and talk to her.

Me: (Sighs) Alright where is she?

Temmy: She's in Mary's room.

She was still there sobbing, buried her head on her laps as she sat on the mattress. This posture reminds me of the first day I met her in the MKO ring while in school. She was crying that day also only this time around she wasn't bleeding and I'm no more a stranger.

She continued to sob obviously unaware of my presence as I stood there looking at her not knowing what to do. Here we are playing a scene that brought us together all over again. One thing I confirmed while standing and looking at her was that I still love her in all totality. The more I look at her the more I get emotional. I moved closer to her, sat beside her on the mattress while contemplating if I should touch her or not.

While I was still contemplating, her phone rang and the name displayed was "Fred Love" and it come with a special ring tone of Nelly's "Angel". As the phone rings on, she cry the more not lifting her head. The phrase "Fred Love" actually withered my arms temporarily as I was thinking if I'm in the right place. Some minutes later after the call, a message entered her phone and I guessed it's from Fred as the message content displayed on a slide manner at the notification bar of her Android phone. I was able to read "baby I'm sorry, it's not what you think. Call me".

I decided to stand up and leave the room but responding to the other voice on my head I draw closer to her and loft her head up. She stopped crying momentarily when she discovered I was the one. I pulled out my face trowel and mop off the tears on her eye but I've not returned the trowel when she started to cry again. I drew her to me, hugged her, pressed her head on my chest while I use my hand to dress her hair downward periodically. She surprisingly wrapped her arms around me so tight as if she didn't want me to leave.

In my confused state, not knowing our stand point, I still felt I should make her happy.

Me: It's okay dear, please stop crying, I'm here now. (she cries the more). If you won't stop crying I'll have to leave, don't forget I don't have extra cloth here. (She released her grab and forced a smile)

Funmi: Will I'm sorry

Me: We'll talk about it later, I just need you to be happy now.

Funmi: You don't understand Will, I've lost my... Will I've lost to him my. . . [/b]

Da hell! Feelin emotional right now.. #Pity

virginity ; D

Virginity

This funmi of a girl is very confused and don't know what she wants, the best thing for will to do now is just to friendzone her one time, can't be still catching feelings for confused human beings... Mteww

In my own case, I just kept her on my friendzone list and she started complaining that I've changed and I was like, *you think say you don see toy abi*

Chai,fred don eat the forbiden fruit

the update this days are really short, wish something can be done about that man


nice update though

Dz will sef,,, abeq ,,,com and take my type of heart o,,,

Nice work ßro.... Like ur story.. Rid On..

so Funmi suddenly became a stammerer abi?

Funmi becoming a stammerer reminds me of Patoranking song... I'm in Love with a stammerer... Jus dat its nt me in dis case... BYE BYE TO VIRGINITY...

More Swagger to ur ginger boss... Kip d Ball rolling
Funmi becoming a stammerer reminds me of Patoranking song... I'm in Love with a stammerer... Jus dat its nt me in dis case... BYE BYE TO VIRGINITY...

More Swagger to ur ginger boss... Kip d Ball rolling
Funmi becoming a stammerer reminds me of Patoranking song... I'm in Love with a stammerer... Jus dat its nt me in dis case... BYE BYE TO VIRGINITY...

More Swagger to ur ginger boss... Kip d Ball rolling

She has lost her Virginity to fred.
If I were to be Will I will just.....