MOST men – and their women – would
like to have a mean-sized 4-5 to ensure
pleasure between the sheets.
But Mnombo “Anaconda” Madyibi (32) and
his wife want exactly the opposite. That’s
because Mnombo’s snake-sized 4-5 is
allegedly too big, hairy and scary for his
new wife’s kitten!
Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow
soccer players saw his 4-5 in the change
rooms before a soccer match. But his new
wife said she’s not being entertained by
his bullish 4-5 as it’s destroying her kitten.
Mnombo, a local soccer player from
Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, allegedly got
klapped on Friday night by his new makoti
on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the
Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.
“All was well and she enjoyed the pre-
intimacy, but all hell broke loose the
moment I took off my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her
kitten, not an anaconda,” claimed
Mnombo.
“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my
ear before squeezing my balls. Before I
knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle
of wine before attempting to suffocate me
with a red and white teddy bear I had
bought her as a gift.”
Mnombo claimed his screams summoned
other guests and staff at the B&B where
they were staying.
“We took different buses back home. I
don’t want to lay charges against my new
wife. I love her.
“I think she’s angry because I could only
afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the
one she wished for in Zanzibar.”
He said he met his makoti at church last
year and she told him she wanted to
abstain from sex until they were married.
“I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement
and not joystick shrinking,” said a
frustrated Mnombo.
When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife
said Mnombo was telling lies.
“He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber
and hairy and scary like a bush. I only
slapped him on the cheek and never
moered him or tried to suffocate him,” she
said.
The couple agreed to get counselling and
said they would not involve the police.
Photo: Mnombo was injured after his wife
allegedly moered him because of his huge
joystick. Photo by Unathi Mshumpela

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before i comment,where is d picture of the Anaconda?