A pastor who claims to have the power to turn
water into wine, was seen standing on top of his
church members.
Known as Apostle Joshua Gambe, the general
overseer of Harvest Family International Ministry
in Zimbabwe, who once claimed to be able to
replicate what Jesus Christ did in the bible when
he turned water into wine at a wedding, is in the
news once again for what he did to members of
his congregation recently.
Apostle Joshua Gambe stands on top of his
church member
Gambe reportedly put the selected members of
his church to sleep first before going on to stand
on their stomachs, as a means of demonstrating
his authority.
He said:
“They sleep just as good as dead and to
demonstrate that they are really unconscious, I will
step on top of them and jump up and down on
them. I went on to call women who weigh 80kg to
step on them and jump up and down on them and
by the time I resurrect them they will be amazed to
see pictures and they will feel no pain whatsoever
on their body.” https://www.naij.com/1005440-see-pastor-turns-water-wine-spotted-church-member-photo.html?source=index_trending

La click La $hit from mouth

An ANALysis of the christian pastor:

1.Cure for cancer?----No!!!

2.Cure for Ebola?----No!!!

3.Ability to jump around like a buffoon?---Yes!!!

4.Ability to turn dirty water into ribena, and then claim it is wine?----Yes!!!

Summary: Pastor na big shit!!! Congregation member na nitwit!!!