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| Family Mathematics by Simonwal: 11:46pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! Enjoy every moment of Life. Time is like a river, you cannot touch the same water twice because the flow that has passed will never pass again. |
| Re: Family Mathematics by Fhemmmy: 11:53pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Re: Family Mathematics by maedan(f): 11:59pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
 Now I know why I was never really good at Math. Cos ur post is verrrry confusing. I'd better read it again though  . |
| Re: Family Mathematics by Simonwal: 12:04am On Oct 21, 2009 |
maedan:ok |
| Re: Family Mathematics by chiejik(f): 9:57am On Oct 21, 2009 |
realy |
| Re: Family Mathematics by agathamari(f): 3:56pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
ummmm ok? |
| Re: Family Mathematics by Spyker: 5:46pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
Donkey ke, goats ni. What about pigeons, cow, in short the entire animal kingdom. Great jokes shaa |
| Re: Family Mathematics by DonTim1: 6:44pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Simonwal: |
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