NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN,
JUST ACT INTELLIGENTLY LIKE
THIS MAN.
A man went on a night out with
his friends, his wife was furious
and tells the kids that when he
comes back, they must not open
the door for him.
At about12 midnight, the man
comes home and knocks at the
door, the Wife tells him "Go back
and sleep where you're coming
from", then the man answered
"I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to
collect condoms in my room on
top of the table or give it to me
yourself, there are lots of women
at the party!"
The wife opened the door and
said "idiot" you're not going
anywhere!

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Lol