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Love Making by Odeku(m): 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2005
The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,
she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies.
"Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife,
Ah kiss allze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of
her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says,
"That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady,
I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my
weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."
Re: Love Making by prettyH(f): 4:04pm On Nov 30, 2005
OMG cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Love Making by hotangel2(f): 6:00am On Dec 01, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Love Making by alheri(f): 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2005
hehehehehe small stout don come again oooh! OMG odeku, where did you get that?!! Its so hilarious.hohohohohohohohohehehehehehehehahahahahahahahaha. Hmmm HMMMMM I dey cry sef. Youre so funny!
Re: Love Making by Seun(m): 12:24pm On Dec 01, 2005
I don't really get the joke. Please explain it!
Re: Love Making by Aminew: 12:38pm On Dec 01, 2005
Seun did not get the joke, Alheri fell down laughing, am i missing something?
Re: Love Making by Rolly: 4:51pm On Dec 07, 2005
this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Re: Love Making by bagoma(f): 10:22pm On Dec 07, 2005
so g**damn funny. oh grin grin grin
so funny. phewww... really really funny. grin grin grin
Re: Love Making by christyne(f): 10:41am On Dec 08, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Love Making by Dyt(f): 1:20pm On May 17, 2010
wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Love Making by Jaideyone(m): 1:33pm On May 17, 2010
Lol, Nice one
Re: Love Making by Dyt(f): 1:35pm On May 17, 2010
Since wen?
Re: Love Making by stormm: 10:44pm On May 18, 2010
@dirt

Funny na. How person go take curtain wipe sontin? madam go hit roof
Re: Love Making by flexystar(f): 9:22am On May 19, 2010
i cant get the joke
Re: Love Making by CuteAngel(f): 10:03am On May 19, 2010
Sema
Re: Love Making by hectorswag(m): 12:54pm On May 19, 2010
stormm:

@dirt

Funny na. How person go take curtain wipe sontin? madam go hit roof
abi

the joke sounds dumb to me too undecided
Re: Love Making by EfemenaXY: 7:11pm On May 20, 2010
grin grin grin

Mad!! - but I love it!!

Don't blame the wifey for hitting the roof - I know I will too wink
Re: Love Making by hectorswag(m): 10:36am On May 21, 2010
Efemena_xy:

grin grin grin

Mad!! - but I love it!!

Don't blame the wifey for hitting the roof - I know I will too wink

am i missing something here?? I don't get it, really undecided

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