Upon his return from one of his foreign trips Alhaji and his wife went into The Other Room for the night.
His wife had curled up ready for sleep and Alhaji put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started handling the rose petals between her legs.
He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
His wife got up and started stripping in front of him. Alhaji was confused and asked,
"What the hell are you doing, taking off your hijab?"
She replied, " Alhaji you were playing with my rose petals. I thought it was 4play and that you wanted me".
Alhaji said, "No no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."