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Holy Toasting by lordkhalifa(m): 8:41pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl : No. I don't want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis : 2:18 "The God said, It is not good for a man to be a lone. I will make a helper suitable for him. Girl : But I don't love you Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. " Girl : So how do l discern that your words are true ? Boy: Matthew 12: 34 " For the mouth speak what the heart is full of." Girl : But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest ? Boy: Mark 13:31 " Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. " Girl : But why me ? There are so many girls out there Boy: Proverbs 31 : 29 " Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all ! Girl : But what do see in me, that makes you love me ? Boy: songs of Songs 4 :7 " You are all together beautiful, my darling. There's no flaw in you. " Girl : But really. I' m not that beautiful you're exaggerating Boy : Proverbs 31: 30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting : but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Girl : What will happen if I say yes ? Boy: Genesis 2: 24 "That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to wife and they become one flesh." Girl : How is that you know many scriptures ? Boy : Joshua 1:8 "Keep this book of the law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy : Psalm 34: 8 "Taste and see what the Lord is good : blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him! Girl : Hmmmm. Ok please just give me sometime to think about this Boy: Philippines 4: 8 "Finally, brothers and sisters whatever is true , whatever is noble, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy think about such things. " Girl : OWWWW I love you already Boy : Revelation 22: 21 " AMEN
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Re: Holy Toasting by Thunderdick(m): 9:11pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Smh... D guy na senior man o... Him dey use bible toast |
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