A pastor was grooming chicken on his church premises and one evening, a co.ck went missing.

The next morning, it was church and he confronted the church asking, “Who has a co.ck?” All the men stood up.

“No, I mean, who has seen a co.ck?” All the women stood up.

“No, I mean, who has seen a co.ck that is not theirs?” Half the church stood up.

“Oh, for goodness sake, who has seen my co.ck?!” All the choir girls stood up.

The pastor's wife fainted.

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