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Animal's Chat by sarz(m): 1:07pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
Imagine If animals and insects were on FACEBOOK, we'll be having posts and comments like...... 1. MOSQUITO WALL POST: Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things. COMMENTS: (a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end. (b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house. 2. DOG WALL POST: Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping things on my mind. COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soo. 3. RAT WALL POST: Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I come ehm house to watch tv abi? COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor. 4. CHICKEN WALL POST: On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these xtians no be em at all. COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey migrate too. |
Re: Animal's Chat by sarz(m): 1:08pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST: Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for s*x chat? COMMENTS: (a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool. (b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor. 6. COCK WALL POST: All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style. COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.... 7. RAM WALL POST: As Salah don dey reach, na church things from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover me). |
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