Imagine If animals and insects were on
FACEBOOK, we'll
be having posts and comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people
don
fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all
these
calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode
activated,
them no go see me* escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar too. The
man
eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am
soo.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master
kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think
say I
come ehm house to watch tv abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one
month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no
fit
shout. All these xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.

5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for s*x
chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no
dey
feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for
post
jor.
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do.
But
if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for
doggy
style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch
them.
The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don
pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na church things
from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover me).