The Nigerian police is your friend!
It would be a big challenge for any normal Nigerian to read the above statement without scoffing or with a straight face. Apart from Korede Bello and Aliyu Giwa, most of the officers of the NPF are not your friends.

Don’t get me wrong. I love the Nigerian police. I’m a patriotic Nigerian and all. But who hasn’t had “an experience” with the Naija police? If you’ve encountered our gallant officers before, you can relate to the following:

1. Let’s go to the station
This saying is a police officer’s best friend. Any small offence, let’s go to the station.

2. When they see a fine car
The moment the police see a fine car, they will stop it. They must disturb you until you roger!

3. Can we know you?
Biko, what do you wanna know? My name? My age? What exactly? Police can ask very silly questions.

4. Anything for the boys
After disturbing you and not finding any excuse to take you back to the station. This is the next question. You better do happy weekend for them.

5. Waving gun upandan
This one is not just peculiar to the police alone. Any small thing, they’ve cocked their guns and pointed at you. And the next thing is asking you to come down from your car. Nigerian armed forces and waving their guns around:

check this ...

'bring am we get change' dy alwayz av change wit them... Dy even get POS machine self incase u no carry money for pocket....

Police: Stop!! park well
Driver: Good evening officer
Police: Waiting good abt d evening
Driver: Say live dey nah
Police: Oya show
Driver: I just pass nah
Police: Wch tym
Driver: Wen i pass d first tym
Police: U sure
Driver: I say i don settle ur pple
Police: Y u come dy shout for my head
Driver: No vex but i don settle ur pple
Police: Oya go jor
Driver: Hidiot mumu for ur mind u get sense pass me....
Passenger: na wa ooo, dis police pple self don tire person for road ooo
Another Passenger: well I Blame Buhari
Another Passenger: Shebi dy for dey d Other Room wit their wife....
Driver: no mind them...

D poster above me no get chill oh

the fear of nigerian police is the beginning of wisdom. They can lie and frame you up without blinking an eyelid. I fear them and don't ever pray to have any business with them.