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Akpos Joke: Three Envelopes WARNING! Emmyloaded.ga by holuwertobex(m): 8:21pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Akpos had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The Managing Director who was stepping down, met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and Akpos was really catching a lot of heat. After he had done everything he could and still was still not improving, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” Akpos called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous MD. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and The City responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having [url=http://emmyloaded.ga/forum2_theme_112984351.xhtml?tema=10] |
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