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Top 10 MMM Jokes by Chizgold: 11:52pm On Oct 25, 2016
You've all heard of the Mavrodi Mundial Movement (MMM) stories. In spite of the fears, it is still striving, paying people, while more are still adding to the community, in spite of the many tales of it getting banned, or crashing.

There have been a thousand articles, arguments, and counters for and against the movement. Below, we present 10 of the top jokes from blogs.

1. You say MMM is robbing Peter to pay Paul. Oga, did Peter complain to you

2. You will be surprised that the person that edited this article just paid his child's school fees with MMM money.

3. You call MMM a Ponzi scheme and a fraud. Is there any Ponzi scheme worse than the APC?

4. You say MMM is illegal. You say it is not registered. Dangote that has lost more than $7 billion, was it also from MMM? Are his businesses not registered in Nigeria?

5. You say MMM is other people's money. Oya na. If you don't want other people's money, take all your money from the banks and keep them at home. Olodo! See as your head open like Maiduguri.....

Credit: http://ikengachronicles.com/top-10-mmm-jokes/

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Re: Top 10 MMM Jokes by stainlink(m): 11:59pm On Oct 25, 2016
Is that so?
Re: Top 10 MMM Jokes by AnodaIT(m): 2:03am On Oct 26, 2016
6. You say MMM does not have office, Central Bank that have big office, Nigeria money is still missing
Re: Top 10 MMM Jokes by JohnEazy(m): 5:54am On Oct 26, 2016
funny dude

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