There was no internet during the times of people in the bible making social media impossible.
But what if there was? Isaac wouldn’t have kept calm when Abraham sent his eldest servant to go find a wife for his son. There would’ve probably been a tweet in the way of:


“ “Ma rich dad just sent a convoy to go get me bae from our homeland. #DopeWeddingComing #CodedLocation” ”







For Snapchat and Instagram, don’t even go there. People who made it into Noah’s ark would have made the rest feel the loss with pictures on Instagram.
Snapping a picture with Lot’s wife after she turned into salt would have probably broken the internet.

For the tweet section, here are 6 best tweets we found from bible characters that will leave you on the floor.

1. Mary

The mother of Jesus. The woman who got pregnant while a virgin.

2. Samson

The man who lost his strength after his girlfriend, Delilah seduced him and cut his hair.

Nice but is dat all

Quite funny, but blasphemy is blasphemy

of all the jokes in the world.....u decide Virgin Mary and bible

Tiny23comanfinishitplease.ayamenjoyingitseriously.

Delicious22:
Tiny23comanfinishitplease.ayamenjoyingitseriously.

am not enjoying that crap

slimthugchimee:
am not enjoying that crap

Oh! really?