Seriously, i don't know what else to do. I have written some interesting articles and still haven't gotten to front page. Is there a standard with which they judge front page materials?
Do i have to bribe the admin or what?
Do i need to write about snakes, tonto dike or any celebrity?
Are they tribalistic or what cos i just don't understand anymore.

U need to write more stories on the following:
--> snakes, I mean snakes, large ones if possible
--> Kenya stuffz
--> Lai mohammed's stories + deceitful promises from Apc
--> Boobsies
--> Olajumoke
--> Tonto
--> other celebs
--> Scream the name lala.. as many times as possible
Hope u got the vibe? The front page is all yours

Cuccumber stories..... Its a FRONT PAGE pass

or??.

Pay money into my account and I'd ghostwrite a proper frontpage article.