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Just Lauqh by collinometricx: 11:16am On Nov 03, 2016
Youngest Son: Dad,whats the difference
between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
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Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom
cruise for 1 million?
.
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an
opportunity
.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with
Tom cruise for 1 Million?
.
Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy
.
Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom
cruise for 1 million?
.
Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do
with that money!
.
Father turns to his younger son: You see son,
'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionares
but in 'Reality' we are living with
2 prostitutes
&
1 gay Bastard
.
Re: Just Lauqh by collinometricx: 11:18am On Nov 03, 2016
Hmmm I went to WARRI recently if u see d name of churches, Ha! even Satan sef dey fear.
Make i yarn una:
u will see somtin like..
1. Nak ur pako 4 Satan head Ministrial Church of Fire.
2. Satan ur own don kpafuka evangelical ministry.
3. Operation carry devil nack 4 ground Bible ministry.
5. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigadier Barack Ministry. AKA shoot d devil make im eye clear.
6. Satan Watin we do u Evangelical churchof God Aka Satan leave us jeje.
7. Operation No luk uche Face Biblical Church of Christ. Aka Slap satan face ministry.
8. Pay ur Tithe and offerin church of God. AKA pay ur tithe and win generator gospel.
9. SATAN If u try me u go hear ween Prayer ministry.
10. Satan chop make i chop Bible Assembly.
Aka we no dey find Satan trouble ministry.
I was shock beyond recognitn when i saw dis name. Hahahahaha
just scroll down...
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Boko Haram Prayer Ministry Aka Devil u go fear fear.
Na Den I Tear RACE Enter EDO In 30 Minutes..

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