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Smart Player by bigfather(m): 4:23pm On Oct 29, 2009
[b]One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at2:30 because Terry will be at work then.” Red said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked,” Has Red been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,” As a matter of fact, he did.” Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.[/b] shocked
grin wink
Re: Smart Player by Nobody: 4:42pm On Oct 29, 2009
its funny but i've heard it many times before
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 5:28am On Oct 30, 2009
Te hehe i trust you
Re: Smart Player by tammyswits(f): 5:45am On Oct 30, 2009
You try!
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 5:47am On Oct 30, 2009
I know. Dont need to be told lol
Re: Smart Player by tammyswits(f): 5:51am On Oct 30, 2009
Was talking to you big papa, not you!! Complement stealer!!!!
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 5:54am On Oct 30, 2009
Shattap and mind your business, Biffer
Re: Smart Player by sylve11: 9:12am On Oct 30, 2009
Studio pls shatap, u r distubing ma sleep angry cool
Re: Smart Player by VALIDATOR: 12:58pm On Oct 30, 2009
Very nice one there.
Re: Smart Player by Abbeycity4(f): 1:50pm On Oct 30, 2009
@Joke
LMAO!!!! it's funny!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Smart Player by sylve11: 2:39pm On Oct 30, 2009
u brush dis morning? cool
Re: Smart Player by shayoor(f): 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2009
lol
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 7:43am On Oct 31, 2009
Lol
Re: Smart Player by tammyswits(f): 8:20am On Oct 31, 2009
Lol
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 10:05am On Oct 31, 2009
Whats the laughter for guys?
Re: Smart Player by ajekpaks(m): 11:57am On Oct 31, 2009
chai
Re: Smart Player by shayoor(f): 7:57pm On Nov 01, 2009
;d
Re: Smart Player by Dunddy(m): 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2009
shocked shocked kha-kha-kha-kha grin
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 9:16am On Nov 02, 2009
Lol
Re: Smart Player by tammyswits(f): 9:23am On Nov 02, 2009
Lol
Re: Smart Player by studio43(m): 9:29am On Nov 02, 2009
Lol

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