I have been contemplating on these researched defination of the words to be posted below and have been able to come out with what I think are the reference to what the mean.
Here Are The Words.
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
MARRIAGE: An agreement where a Man loses his 'bachelor degree' and the woman gains her 'masters' degree.
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.
LECTURE: An act of transmitting information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either of them.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of people present.
COMPROMISE: The act of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY: A place where 'divorce' comes before marriage.
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise but never read.
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ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
ETC: A sign that makes others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
ATOMIC BOMB: An intention to bring an end to all other intentions.
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from OLUMO ROCK says midway, "see, am not injured yet".

PESSIMIST: A person who says that "O" is the last letter in ZERO instead of the first in OPPORTUNITY.
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy not different from others, unless being caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANS: Someone who shakes your hand before election and your 'CONFIDENCE' after election.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
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PESSIMIST: A person who says that "O" is the last letter in ZERO instead of the first in OPPORTUNITY.
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy not different from others, unless being caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANS: Someone who shakes your hand before election and your 'CONFIDENCE' after election.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
Oya nairalanders, feel free to add yours..
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Undergraduate: a young university student eagerly studying what he will most probably not use in his adult life

Hustler: someone who leaves home early and return late at night just to avoid the boredom of idleness

Entrepreneur : someone who didn't get a job and decided to "start something" as he is not getting younger