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Top 5 Characters Of A Typical African Child, We Are All Of Guilty Of Number 3 by prynsex(m): 2:11pm On Nov 06, 2016 |
Africa, the second-largest and second-most-
populous continent in the world is one of the
best continents on the face of the earth. Aside
from the fact that Africa is a blessed country
with lots of goodies, the creatures God gives
the place is something else they are brainy,
talented and can beat anybody from other
continents in all aspects of life.
However, kids in Africa are one of the most
hilarious in the world, from sharp brains, to
special talents and many ore astonishing
features African kids posses. But there are
some certain characters you will see in all
African homes. Let’s go.
1.Morning Cries:
This one got me thinking aloud that what is
really the problem of these kids, if you live in a
house full of mothers especially the kind of
house they refer to as “Face Me I Face You”,
you would agree with me that once it’s
morning, the cries of these kids will keep
blooming from every angle for reasons best
known to God and probably their mothers.
One of the reasons is taking bath for them in
the morning which the kids find disturbing to
their existence, some of them hates the touch
of water early in the morning and they would
feel it’s wicked for mothers to force them to
take bath as early as that. I trust our mothers,
it’s not enough reason for them.
2. Covetousness
If this isn’t in your kid then he must have
been a descendant of another continent, you
give an African kid a sandwich to them, while
still eating eat, they are already crying for
bread they see in your hand. The most
annoying part is requesting things from
visitors. Damn African parents hate it so much
that you can receve the beating of your life
when the visitor actually leaves.
3. Bed-wetting:
Lol. 90% of African kids under age 8 falls here.
They will never wake up without he stinking
smell all over their clothes. The reason is
known, they have urinated during the night
involuntarily. I hope one day they realize it’s a
bad habit and stop walking around in the
morning with the new body odor they gave
themselves during their sleeps.
4.Strange Sleeping Attitude
Have you ever experienced looking for a kid for
some minutes and later find out the kid is
already in a strange place sleeping. Some can
sleep in some unusual places. You see some
sleeping at the door entrance, on the floor The
one that you would find embarrassing is when
your neighbor brings your kid that he has slept
on their cushion sets while playing with them.
I bet yoruba parents would still beat their kids
for this the following morning.
5.Sharp Retentive M emory:
One of the blessed features 0f African kids, tell
them the name of that uncle and whenever he
comes back, they will tell you the name you
told them. Do bad things in their presence and
they will practice it within themselves. But
please. Don’t tell African kids bad things about
someone, they will repeat all what you said i
that person’s presence when they come back.
A typical example is Emmanuela.
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Our African kids are so blessed with many
characters and it’s one of the reasons Africa
breeds one of the best humans. So tell me,
which of these features did you possess when
you were kid? Don’t lie
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Re: Top 5 Characters Of A Typical African Child, We Are All Of Guilty Of Number 3 by Nobody: 2:13pm On Nov 06, 2016 |
So Africa is now a country and I can't find number 3 :-IGiveup |
Re: Top 5 Characters Of A Typical African Child, We Are All Of Guilty Of Number 3 by cashoggy(f): 11:54am On Nov 08, 2016 |
No. 3 is Bedwetting. The OP failed to arrange his points well enough . |
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