As I closed the door behind me, my friend rushed towards me with a big smile.
'At last', he whispered.
I glanced at the room and couldn't specifically disagree with him. I sighed. I was done for. A very beautiful lady-scrap that- tarty lady was in my room. I was a Christian and she was a Christian friend. She had to sleep at my place because her fiancee wanted sex that night, but she adamantly refused and ended up in my room since she left his room angrily, forgetting he lived in an estate where the occupants can't move in and out after 9pm, and she had forgotten that she travelled to Ibadan from Lagos.
So, that night I sat at my table and read my bible unending until the morning came. She delightedly left my place, telling me how much she was pleased to have kept her virginity. I was happy as I saw her off to the car park, carefully emphasising why it was so good to keep her stance as a Christian.
'I left something for you in the house.'
'What?'
'A Thank-You note.'
'Oh! A note? You shouldn't have bothered'.
'There's more to it'.
I knew her. There was always more to everything. So I rushed home to meet my door opened wide and my neighbour in my room. He had an amused look.
'What?' I said.
He pointed at a paper he was holding and laughed.
'Okobo oshi, from Clara'
I looked at my zip. Clara had just called me impotent. Till today Clara has refused to pick my call.


This is the story I entered into Etisalat Flash fiction. Please click on the link below, and please vote for me.
https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=113



Meanwhile some Nairalanders too Applied. I know of safari girl.. please vote for her... I'll drop her link here also.

To those that have tried to no avail to vote for me in the Etisalat Flash Fiction thank you

Follow these simple steps.
1. Follow this link
to vote for my story in the Etisalat Flash Fiction.

Òkóbó( Impotent)

https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=113

N.B: Use normal browser ( Operamini and Ucbrowser are not showing the like button)
To vote, 'like a blue pane that has a'thumb up' sign.
It would redirect you to Facebook, it is part of the plan. The essence is to prevent multiple votes from one person.

2. After voting, try re- voting. It would pop up a message that you have voted already.

The number is rising, with your help the number will soon be a real competition.

what are you waiting for?

I'm still counting on you..

6 days to go

To every member of Divepen's Tribe... Here's where I need your help...
MzShay
Glorious1985
akinkudin
skarlett
Yohmi
Horlorlardaey
illicit
OMA4U

Leriebloom

Lleigh
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Divepen1:
I'm still counting on you..
6 days to go
To every member of Divepen's Tribe... Here's where I need your help... MzShay Glorious1985 akinkudin skarlett Yohmi Horlorlardaey illicit OMA4U
Leriebloom
Lleigh omeira
Queenbeee(f bibijay123
good I easy Titidi yorhmienerd
totalhouse Izyyblaze honeyway
olanshile2016 Gabrendo SunFlow
moscobab TheAziz dgholmes sfolaranmi SweetieConstie
spixytinxy mzdorkisz zingzang
Ka52y Erfizzy DRISKLef spikedawson
opalk Fijumokesayo solaceseeker airmirthd1 Daughterzion
richyluvu Buzzboy oludare007 johnspurgeon014
Nostradamus Samuel89 humeehjay DaVinci24 dlawsamesq
Babetolux Tummyyoung Penprimusblog teechudleyy
Smallville10 Godmother wazupguy mizquote solomonbrown64 myfantasies
Sexiestcrown Ursinmind SandraEmoney RemenZack Profkomolafe
Chinweblinkzz Kusibe77 ekaromail rakkeal teamplayey dupsai queennexter DucalDuxvine Dklef Macelliot Wininiel AudreyTimms Deyrinsolar jayjewel Afz9095 Angelina996 punAsylum13 adebayour26 llaykorn Abdullateef77 Olasco93 motherlode afribabe Obinnau emperorfidel Carinaflo Rounakid BukkyDan Leroid chuks87 Asito Alero3Arubi labaski vonn LarrySun kingphilip Nuges11 xyzhill LITEonline missuniverse simonhabby Tunrayo75 folalek Kitme Chrisx1x princessadeola stuff46 Aisha800 Jasperwhizz damiperry hayurmidey Seezzy McLove Champion001 Iolite kizzykeziah HumbledbYGrace Aipete2 princesa

Booda mi, I entered into the link buh didn't see anything. I even checked the Facebook whatever but don't gerrit. Can you please explain how we can vote for you?

I just gave you the 66th vote, goodluck

Cc:
Divepen1

Aipete2:

Booda mi, I entered into the link buh didn't see anything.
I even checked the Facebook whatever but don't gerrit.
Can you please explain how we can vote for you?

please don't go through Operamini or Uc browser, it won't show the thumb up sign.
When you go through other browsers,
It should show that thumb up blue pane...
Click on it, it would redirect you to login to fb if you've not done so, it will then bring out a pane telling they are getting your data and show a blue pane with the word continue. It would redirect you to the site. Continually click on the hand until number changes or they tell you've voted. Thsnks

Bro, I will keep trying.. This is what u got...

Fifth time today

skarlett:
I just gave you the 66th vote, goodluck
Cc: Divepen1

Thanking you...

oludare007:
Bro, I will keep trying.. This is what u got...

Fifth time today

Thanks baba