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If USA Was NIGERIA. by Spacless(m): 9:31pm On Nov 09, 2016
If USA was Nigeria, today's headlines will read:

· Don't celebrate yet, Hillary tells Trump (TELL magazine)

· Concede defeat, Trump urges Hillary (Punch newspaper)

· 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)

· Hillary Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard newspaper)

· Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper)

· No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)

· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

· There will be violence if we lose; Hillary declares (LTV 8
news)

· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from
Mexico (Tribune newspaper)

· Hillary is an opportunist - Go back to your husband (AIT
news)

· I will not accept results, Hillary tells Trump (STV news)

· Hillary heads to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)

· Black Majority rejects results (PM News)

· American big boy Donald Trump Throws Lavish Party to
celebrate Election Victory (City People)

· Free for all fight at Trump rally in Grant Park (Channels TV)

· Northern elders, Arewa and Sultan rejects results (ThisDay)

· Republicans and Democrats supporters clash in Ketu and
Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Hillary threatens more heads will roll
(Daily independent)

· The people behind Trump's victory: True story uncovered...
(Newswatch)

. We are analysing the result- Lai Mohammed.. (The Nation)
Re: If USA Was NIGERIA. by TroubleMaker47(m): 7:32am On Nov 10, 2016
Wia is Lalasticlala sef.
Abi mynd44.
Re: If USA Was NIGERIA. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Nov 10, 2016
Trump 2 Hillary, u belong 2 d other room
_BCOS

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