TB: Father, father, are you there?

God of Abraham: Joshua, my Yoruba man, how body? You never still shave this your goattee.

TB: Ah, Oga Yaweh. You know say na vow I vow, say my bearbear no go see razor until I die. Bros, I come for serious matter.

God of Abraham: Tell me what troubles you, my beloved.

TB: The people, the people, they've begun to have doubts.

God of Abraham: Tell me.

TB: The other day, I told them what you told me concerning the American elections.

God of Abraham: American elections, ke? I never told you anything about America. Maybe it was a merry Christmas I told you, you know say December don dey reach...

TB: But God, how could you?

God of Abraham: Go back to your people and prepare for the End of year programs. I have new prophecies concerning 2017 for Nigerians. That Buhari fellow spoilt all my prophecies for this year, all my tithe money just reduce.

TB: You can not be serious.

God of Abraham: Be careful. Do you want me to tell Oyedepo to give you mouth odor?

TB: But, Elshaddai Sir...

God of Abraham: You can leave, TB. Tell Adeboye he can come in.

Unemployment is real.

TB Joshua cannot speak such fluent English. You need to edit your post @ op