An airplane was about to crash. There were 4
passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st
passenger said "I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA
basketball player.
"The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane".
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The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said,
"I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
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The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy,
"My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
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The little boy said,
"That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag." Lol
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Congrats Trump!

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