What do you expect from such easy creatures?

Your ultimate call remains placed. The storage is all yours.

wedding ceremony plans take care of themselves.

wedding dress $5000. wedding ceremony Tux apartment-$a hundred. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.


You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your oyster.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

         


You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, but more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.....

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