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///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 9:21pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
MrKang vs Deepthoughts Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 5 bars(50 words per bar) - Deadline is 8pm, November 20 November 2016. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 8:20pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
Fear MrKang |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by deepthougths(m): 7:07am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Checks in with n ambulance |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 8:06pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Deepthoughts where the hell are you? |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by deepthougths(m): 8:15pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
MrKang: Post bro.. . I'm arranging my bars |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 8:22pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
deepthougths:You had like 4 days but its now you chose to arrange your bars? Smh,when you're done post and I'll follow |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Tallysmallz(f): 8:53pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
This two boys sef... smh |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by deepthougths(m): 8:59pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Ok I'm posting... MrKang... You have 5minutes to post after I do... Sirens echo |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 9:23pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Well fucck it,this animal won't ruin the aura around this battle by not dropping his verse on time.. Smh,well here's mine.. ------ #His last battle was with a dude named PressPlay411,in that battle Testerfuze called him a 'vet' lol# Yo.. *Deep dies in this bout from my knife| but there's his wife | who chose to drive| to a 'Bible Believing Church' to save his life | but I've arrived | with cataract to blind the resurrection power, off tha eye | creating an irony that even KUMUYI won't see 'DEEP ALIVE' | * I'm a wolf while Deep is flocking with his sheep | holding 'Japanese weapons' while I ball in with my jeep | to the housing of the thief | Will I tell? ♪ ADELE ♪ about the plagiarism shouts spoken in his sleep | with the way I twisted my 'Katana blades' in his body,having them ♪♫♪♫ROLLING IN THE DEEP ♪♫♪♫ *Peep my riches feel the rolex | while deep's the poorest | well to be honest | I'm the better man to the pundits | judges Check the verses,they feel MrKang MORE ,No be contest | but Deep verse makes the judges LIGHT HEADED so they be feeling THOUGHT LESS | *Deep's a bore,we'll say | a party pooper ,we hate | it'was Confirmed by his bae | he's no fun to be with,Okay? | told him "let's go to the park",the nigga said Nay | Check His last battle his 'Dull Personality' even killed 'PLAY' | *I should slap Testerfuze for not taking precautions | calling Deep a 'Vet'? What rubbish assertion | 3 years here ,yet Deep got nothing to show like he's having abortions | when I and the vets talked about the failures unto this section | the conversation was all about this idi.ot, haha it was a 'Thought' Full Discussion | Fear MrKang 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by deepthougths(m): 9:42pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
His name is MrKang... hereafter referred to as Kang and K.. . His initial.. . KCl... potassium chloride.. . Yeah... kills... CL.. . Roman figure for 150... Other shii diggable.. . Let's do this.. . MrKang's Death Approval I hit his fam with my boys... Our guns graze his poppa/ His sister's a SLUT... We didn't need to check the under/ Her töto is a STY...put 2 PIGS there... They confessed it's succuor/ the M60 unrobbed his mom... She's a fvckin transgender like Alec Butler/ No títs? We laughed hard... Baby Kang literally grew on I'm scripting THE FALL OF KANG... like G'TROK/ Real talk... In his last bout... Kang was paired with one FREE RADICAL thing/ But HYDROGEN ran to GUANGZHOU. .. and was aptly called QING/ as a KING with a CASTLE... he deemed Kang unworthy of battling/ All Kang had was a board full of PAWNS... he'd fare well in PAWNBROKING the fool is short of ideas and hopes I pull a no show/ His post?... No vet can GRASP THE BULL the hõ flow/ Judges fail to attempt... It's a dead struggle at RODEO/ So they all avoid the MAD COW... Kang's an INFECTIVE fool and bozo/ I'm all about growth... I detest every stuntedness/ I will TENACIOUSLY beat Kang... If he should maintain the DOGGEDNESS/ I'm a CIRCUS LION... I kill noobs for FunSake... Call it SAUCINESS/ But the way I SKIN CARE... Vets mistook my SAVEGERY for PERKINESS/ The fool proves worthless... I lead his elimination/ First... SODIUM THIOPENTAL will cause consciousness ejection/ then PANCURONIUM BROMIDE will cause muscle paralysis... And stop his RESPIRATION/ finally... I give K'CL... 150 shots... To end his dissipation/ So you can rightly say... I killed Kang... By LETHAL INJECTION/ Deep... And I'm out after the lying in state.. . Yolo 2 Likes |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by deepthougths(m): 9:42pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
MrKang: |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 9:44pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
deepthougths: |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 9:54pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Jigsawkillah pls tag the Judges |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Hydrog3n(m): 9:57pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by DRISKLEF(m): 10:00pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
. 1 Like |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by whiz10(m): 11:06pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Hydrog3n:yhu should be ashamed of ya self. . .go bury ya head in sand and stop indulging in things yhu ain't suppose to ostrich. 1 Like |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 8:27am On Nov 21, 2016 |
verdicts needed here please mikuz iceskidd elymaxiimus Ibime Giyazz testerfuze Gottoboy teddybiyasi airmark sinizia darkrebel101 |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Hydrog3n(m): 9:03am On Nov 21, 2016 |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 3:25pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
good battle! big ups to both shooters!!! mvgt: MrKang his punches were more hitting and better structured! 2 Likes |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by sinizia: 4:32pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
Opener - 1 point Kang [Deep had nothing going for him in the openerů Rhymes - 2 points Tie Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Tie Punchlines - 3 points Kang Personals - 2 points nil Flow - 1 point Tie Wordplays - 2 points Kang [he had more] Closer - 1 point Deepthoughts [this is how you close a battle, starting small, building it into a crescendo and then knocking your opponent the Fûck out]. MVGT: MrKang Cc: Jigsawkillah, I'll attend to the other two threads in the night, a bit occupied right now. 3 Likes |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Nobody: 1:56am On Nov 22, 2016 |
MrKang:FA'GGOT |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Nobody: 2:08am On Nov 22, 2016 |
MrKang:WACK AF! |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Nobody: 2:09am On Nov 22, 2016 |
MrKang: He in yo fat MOUTH |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by Nobody: 2:34pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
MVGT: Mrkang |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 8:34pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Battle Closed! MrKang Proceeds!!! 1 Like |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by pressplay411(m): 11:48am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Adanna86:Bhet why? You guys shd get a room already. |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 2:29pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
pressplay411:Trust me,I did propose that ,but she was wanting none of it |
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by dj5naira(m): 7:12pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
MrKang: Drilling! |
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