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lexyflexy by lexyflexy(m): 9:07am On Dec 02, 2005 |
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiance's mother is not only attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together :oand invited me over to her plaace to go over the wedding invitation list because it has grown a bit beyond what we'd had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred and then she floored me. She said that in a month time I would be married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way she said I know where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with the situation. I headed straight out of the front door. There, leaning against my car was her husband - my father-in-law to be. He was smiling, he explained that they wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to the little test. Abby, should I tell my fianc'e what her parent did and that I thought their little test was insane and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out was TO GET A CONDOM? How about that? |
Re: lexyflexy by hotangel2(f): 12:50am On Dec 03, 2005 |
Seun had something like this up. Good one though. |
Re: lexyflexy by Rolly: 4:24pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
seriously, i think u should keep it to urself or tell ur wife to be and make sure u are watchful at all times |
Re: lexyflexy by lexyflexy(m): 4:33pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
but what if I loose her on that ground? |
Re: lexyflexy by Rolly: 4:47pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
if she really loves u, u wont loose her bocs u didnt do it (is this real?) |
Re: lexyflexy by lexyflexy(m): 9:31pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
it is real, but also fictional |
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