LIONEL MESSI TO MAN CITY.
It sounds ridiculous… but it could be on the cards. Barcelona's little genius has been linked with a move to the Etihad ever since his mentor, Pep Guardiola, first joined the Manchester club. However, as reported by Mirror Football, City are now actually starting to put together a potential move for the world's greatest footballer.
An incredible £100million move, which would see Messi paid a remarkable £500,000-per-week.
So, what can the world expect if Messi really does join Man City next summer? Well…
1. Man City will instantly be tipped to win the Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup, Champions League, Grand National and Eurovision Song Contest.

2. There will be approximately 107,572 HILARIOUS tweets about how we will now, finally find out if Messi can do it on a wet Wednesday night at Stoke.
And every single one of them will be tweeted by someone thinking they're the first, very clever person to make the joke.

3. Pep Guardiola statue outside The Etihad will become an inevitability.

Forget league titles and European success. If Pep becomes the man who brought the world's greatest footballer to Manchester, City fans will forever worship the ground he walks on.

4. Man United fans will all need to come off social media for a little while.

5. Jose Mourinho's initial reaction of shock and horror…

I can't stop laughing oooo.... If Mercy (Sorry Messi) is that good, why didn't he give Argentina world cup and Copa America when they got to the final of both competitions? He will be very lucky if England defenders don't give him 6 months injury in his first season.

6. …will quickly morph into resentment, disgust and bitterness.

At 28, the footballing world shouldn't expect much from him.

7. One bookmaker will offer odds on how long it will take Messi to beat Alan Shearer's record of 260 Premier League goals.
This despite the fact Messi will be 30 before he makes his first Premier League appearance, and would therefore probably need to score at least 80 league goals a season.

Is d league between man u and man city alone?
Why pick on the greatest club in uk history?

Anyway, haters' gonna hate! GGMU!

8. A Cristiano Ronaldo return to Man United will suddenly seem a lot more likely.
"How dare you, Leo! The Premier League is MY domain! That will forever be a land conquered by ME!
"I'm not simply going to sit back and watch as you go to England and surpass my achievements. Someone get me Jose on the phone - now!"

9. Arsenal fans will start to quiver with fear…
…and demand that Arsene Wenger makes a huge, mega, marquee signing in response to the Messi deal.

Adamsdelrio:
I can't stop laughing oooo.... If Mercy (Sorry Messi) is that good, why didn't he give Argentina world cup and Copa America when they got to the final of both competitions? He will be very lucky if England defenders don't give him 6 months injury in his first season.

you have spoken the minds of the elders

10. After being linked with Luis Suarez, Antoine Griezmann and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Arsenal will sign…
Jamie Vardy.

if messi comes to england.. he will know that there is a different between Egbe(gun) and Egbe(eagle)...

ask zlatan ,pogba, guardioala,

EPL is not a league to fvck with..

we have like 6 title chasers in EPL unlike laliga where we have barca and real Madrid and maybe atletico..


I dare him to come to england and taste a different kind of footbal

Adamsdelrio:
I can't stop laughing oooo.... If Mercy (Sorry Messi) is that good, why didn't he give Argentina world cup and Copa America when they got to the final of both competitions? He will be very lucky if England defenders don't give him 6 months injury in his first season.

is Messi the entire team of Argentina. ?
Aren't there other players ?

Rjasan:
is Messi the entire team of Argentina. ?
Aren't there other players ?

Oga Ade, please read what the OP wrote about Messi....

He couldn't score at Argentina because wasn't feeding him with Ball.. like Neymer and suarez

He couldn't score at Argentina because the players wasn't feeding him with Ball.. like Neymer and suarez

Oreoo:
10. After being linked with Luis Suarez, Antoine Griezmann and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Arsenal will sign…
Jamie Vardy.

bad man

Adamsdelrio:
He will be very lucky if England defenders don't give him 6 months injury in his first season.

But Messi has scored 17 goals in 15 matches against EPL teams and he was never injured. So how come?

Nickizoe:
He couldn't score at Argentina because the players wasn't feeding him with Ball.. like Neymer and suarez

But Messi is Argentina's all time top scorer nahh.

krattoss:
if messi comes to england.. he will know that there is a different between Egbe(gun) and Egbe(eagle)...

ask zlatan ,pogba, guardioala,

EPL is not a league to fvck with..

we have like 6 title chasers in EPL unlike laliga where we have barca and real Madrid and maybe atletico..


I dare him to come to england and taste a different kind of footbal

If Aguero can be score goals in Man City and he's a La liga product, Messi will do more at Man City because he is a better player.

yeah...yet he couldn't deliver

TRendlona:


But Messi has scored 17 goals in 15 matches against EPL teams and he was never injured. So how come?

See you ooo.... We are talking about Premier league, you are talking about Champions league. The frequency and consistency are missing here bro.

TRendlona:




If Aguero can be score goals in Man City and he's a La liga product, Messi will do more at Man City because he is a better player.

aguero doesn't shine every season unlike messi that shines season after season..


aguero doesn't score like 30 goals in a season unlike messi that scores more than 35 goals in a particular season..


then I dare messi to come to england and prove people like me wrong..

krattoss:
aguero doesn't shine every season unlike messi that shines season after season..


aguero doesn't score like 30 goals in a season unlike messi that scores more than 35 goals in a particular season..


then I dare messi to come to england and prove people like me wrong..

Haven't you seen Messi's performance against English teams? If you put the entire Barca squad in EPL, Messi will even do more.

Adamsdelrio:
See you ooo.... We are talking about Premier league, you are talking about Champions league. The frequency and consistency are missing here bro.

It doesn't mean. Everything is stil football.
Which team in EPL has a stronger defence than Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid?

TRendlona:



Haven't you seen Messi's performance against English teams? If you put the entire Barca squad in EPL, Messi will even do more.

champions league and EPL ain't the same broo..

take Tottenham as a case study.. doing great in EPL but badly at ucl..

if messi comes to england and performs better.. I will then duff my cap for him..

why haven't ibra scored galore of goals as he used to do for psg..

forgoten di maria?

guardiola.. are EPL clubs not giving him a run for his money unlike when he was at Dortmund and barca?

what of overhyped pogba..

but then I need him to prove some doubters like me wrong..

krattoss:
champions league and EPL ain't the same broo..

take Tottenham as a case study.. doing great in EPL but badly at ucl..

if messi comes to england and performs better.. I will then duff my cap for him..

why haven't ibra scored galore of goals as he used to do for psg..

forgoten di maria?

guardiola.. are EPL clubs not giving him a run for his money unlike when he was at Dortmund and barca?

what of overhyped pogba..

but then I need him to prove some doubters like me wrong..

How about Diego Costa, Ozil, Fabregas, Sanchez, Aguero, Yaya Toure, David Silva etc. All these guys came from La Liga.

TRendlona:


How about Diego Costa, Ozil, Fabregas, Sanchez, Aguero, Yaya Toure, David Silva etc. All these guys came from La Liga.

guy obviously u don't have a case..




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