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My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:02pm On Nov 06, 2009
Am trying to put together all my text battles,so to know if am improving or not and i welcome critics because they do help me improve forget all their hating behaviours at times lol.
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:05pm On Nov 06, 2009
This was my drop yesterday,free style stunt as a reply to D1kelevras drop on the flow for rank thread.

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[B]@D1[/B]
copying [B]young buck[/B] doesn't [B]get u bulk[/B]
it complicated hommie,this can [B]get ya bleeped[/B]
up like [B]buck too[/B],no [B]money[/B] and ya [B]phone tapped n taped too.[/B]
People hearing u [B]cry begging me to cash u,[/B]
cuz its impossible,u edging me [B]so fashi,[/B]
u never [B]own a bick so wotta Bleep u rap of porche < poor nigga >[/B]
ya'll never [B]shine,no lime light not even da torch < poor nigga >[/B]
[B]Bleep with Baudex n get ya swag scorched < yeah nigga >[/B]
i no need ta [B]smoke igbo or take pills[/B]
to whop ya ass cuz em [B]ill,
iller than u,[/B]n [B]thats 4 real
realer than u[/B],so better [B]chill,[/B]
before i punch out ya [B]grill,[/B]
this aint a stunt or a [B]show off of skill[/B]
i [B]blow off ya brains,man this's sure kill[/B]
yes,its also a [B]show off of pure skill.[/B]
Cuz i [B]execute u[/B],n this free style like a [B]true professional[/B]
[B]Bleep old dope battlers,9ra land[/B] am the [B]new fresh-owner[/B]
u can't handle my [B]beef[/B],like ya name interprets u just a [B]vegetarian[/B]
his name [B]D1-Alovera[/B]
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:10pm On Nov 06, 2009
free style text
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This's just a freestyle,don't think this will take much of ma time.
Lets go-
1// [B]Huzzle[/B] kills like a gun,wit [B]thousand clips[/B]
Bleep it,i mean [B]thousand rounds[/B]
2// spit better,higher to u like [B]cliff[/B] from a [B]ground[/B]
better close ya [B]lips[/B] and don't make a [B]sound[/B]
3// [B]lay low[/B],even on RA ya avatar looks [B]timid[/B]
ya [B]sig's bleeped up[/B] and not [B]vivid[/B]
4// it spells [B]cupz[/B] instead of [B]clipz.[/B]
Cuz u're a [B]corpse,[/B]killed by ya own [B]clips[/B]
5// [B]so why do i really need sick punchelines to battle this loser[/B]-flip
6// cuz am [B]higher[/B] than u forget about my [B]Admin status[/B]
or [B]rep. power[/B],u're fake like [B]halloween-n-circus[/B]
7// u calling on Blaze to battle,he does [B]Gfx[/B]
u win him-n-start screamin that u [B]be the best[/B]
8// [B]u're bitch[/B],take on [B]ya equal next time[/B]
u might win blaze,
but me,na!! take on [B]ya level next time[/B] lol
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:11pm On Nov 06, 2009
free style text
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Straight txt style 10min no read over,no re editing,no slacking lets go,its 11:09
its 11.10,time checked
am set lets go,
Yeah, who tha heck ya mouf get wet to
hope not me,cuz i kill niggaz physically,
4get jazz,or all that kill u lyrically
lines u often speak,man u soft n weak
i feed on hoes like thru out da week
shells intta ya head,n ya skull start ta leak
this no be story its happening in Lasu,
cut u to capsules,send em ta ya folks as a persu
m glued to hip hop likka skin 2a tattoo,
but ya niggaz is fake like a statue
am sick like haaaaachtu
not cold,but wack flu
u're irritating,thats why i asked u
u Bleep away from me,this omo mummiz
go ask ok Mangrove n ebony,how we dey groove n spend money.
Its baudex please better don't miss it
read this well,hope u won't diss it
diss it,then u end up,worse that faece
ya Bleep up,calculated like physics,
Tired,will continue from here later, lastly check posting time.
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:14pm On Nov 06, 2009
free style text
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Yet Another text style.
CRAZY'S IN THE HOUSE
Mr INSANE IS THE HOUSE
Terrorizing this bitches like SADAM HUSAN'S IN THE HOUSE
M'Bringing my CAIN TO YA HOUSE
party all day,womaniz like prince CHARLSE
Do wat ever i wanna do flex likka BOWSE
Need not say a word to snatch YA SPOUSE
Or spend money for her to take off HER BLOUSE
As we step up in the club our blinks ANNOUNCE
BAD BOIZ'S IN THE HOUSE {2X}
HATERS BETTER BOUNCE {2X}
Swag so seductive all the girls get AROUSED
I gat two CONTRACTS , BECOZ
My life is a brand &my tracks sells OF COURSE
i don't know U,aint a friend TO US
So i gamble with ya life like a COIN TOSSED
Neither U BEST TO US
Or U NEXT TO US
U aint a TEST TO US
No CONTEST TO US
U DISS US but aint BLISS LIKE US
Or BLESSED LIKE US
Aint our equal cuz u LESS TO US
WHIZKID AKA GENIUS
U aint FESTAC HIP HOP GENESIS
Or EXODUS,not even LECTIVICUS
your Rhyme SUCKS
, JESUS
Am armed like am the us ARMEDFORCE
Spitting punches and METERFORCE
M'Dopest,u've not YET MET A BETTER-FORCE
Continue later,
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:15pm On Nov 06, 2009
free style text
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Yet Another text style.
M'bout ta blow/so ya'all run-4-cover
lyrically higher than u/level up-above-ya.
Am higher than d/sun in-the-sky
i rap likla sim-toy/alien in-dis-gise
my punches makes him/see stars in-his-eyes
so easy ta see the/bitchness in-this-guys
They so wack/can't-even-spit-saliva
so homo/don't-even-hit-virgina
so dumb/rap like the chin-chan-chu in-china
so homo/like ying-yang-twin en-twin-en
they like "ho no !"/when i start-ta-spit
whow,whow lik red sea/they count-er-split
u so fake/u're a proven-count-er-fit
so dumb/u can't even-count-ya-feet
but am ill-n-sick/rap likka psy-chic
stop hating-n-pretending/i know u like-it
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:16pm On Nov 06, 2009
free style text
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Another of my old text battles at http://www.rapforums.com
me vs g0d
U re not God like ya name said u just a g Zero d
acting like u hard,contest me?,Better mello G
before ya body gets hollowed in
looking likka costume 4 halloween
leaving ya face pale like iodine
dat doesn't mean u G.0.D,aint HALO,not even halogen< halo-halogen light,pale face-iodine are purple >
am higher than this bitch,like a clitoris over a womanliness
tfucking ya kittens saying u mess pussies
finally killing this white boy,black over white like obama liked mc cain
better run back to ya mama,battling me's so insane.
u just a internet gangster,fake intellect
i smash ya skulls 2da concrete 2expose ya fake intellect
brake ya bones
head ya dome to crake ya joints
i put u to stop like a dot <. >
wordplay feel my point? < dot,.,point-they all the same >
i don't need to give u d middle finger,ya avatar already bleeped-u
so i just relaxed act-ta-fool ,like real thugs do
so u u can show me all that u gay got
u homo u gay
u too low u maggot
Dan told me u a 16,kid jiggalo,mess fat girls 4candy
he also showed me her pics,this's it her name is mandy
Mandy
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:18pm On Nov 06, 2009
Some of my old free styles at http://www.rapasylum.com
me vs Clips
This's just a freestyle,don't think this will take much of ma time.
Lets go-
1// Huzzle kills like a gun,wit thousand clips
mess it,i mean thousand rounds
2// spit better,higher to u like cliff from a ground
better close ya lips and don't make a sound
3// lay low,even on RA ya avatar looks timid
ya sig's bleeped up and not vivid
4// it spells cupz instead of clipz.
Cuz u're a corpse,killed by ya own clips
5// so why do i really need sick punchelines to battle this loser-flip
6// cuz am higher than u forget about my Admin status
or rep. power,u're fake like halloween-n-circus
7// u calling on Blaze to battle,he does Gfx
u win him-n-start screamin that u be the best
8// u're bitch,take on ya equal next time
u might win blaze,
but me,na!! take on ya level next time lol
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:21pm On Nov 06, 2009
And to u all who had listened to my newest singles "Mo le nu" featuring psypro
this's the lyric of my second verse.An M.I diss
if u want to hear the song,leave ya e-mail address here n i'll send it to ya.
Wat am tryin 2say is
u entered rap witout knowin d basis
u copied ll'wizzy n kanye west 2blow
but i do this easy,cuz greasy's best 2blow
yo,coming fo the main stream,
gunning 4 the games creams
the cash n chicks,the cars and blinks.
Be a star n be slick-
be fly n spit sick-
be sly n hit quick,
cuz u only gat on chance to blow
so put ya mind 2it,n get ya dooh.
This's murder psypro on the hook,
wat do u expect with psypro on d hook.
S.I on the beat-yes i bring the heat
my 1st song is better than ya best song,am vexed on.
No C.V,CD but u still gon see me on ya TV,VCD


another free style
Free style
lets go hope it all makes sense-
baudex the multi king is back,lets do it
I DON'T KNEED TO FLOW4RANK
GAT GREED SO I SLOW2PRANK
CANT READ,IT MEANS U LOW IN RANK
I GLOW LIKE SHANK,MEAN MORE THAN SHANK
DON'T DO FAKE LIKE FAKING T'PAIN ON A TRACK <FREE STYLE>
OR FAKE MUSCLES LIKE KEL DID 2HER RACK
AM HUZZLE,SO I NEED NOT NEED 2 ATTACK
THAT BITCH,INSTEAD I MA mess HER
PASS HER SWOLLEN N SORE womanliness TO 0-4-KA
THATS MY HOMMIE BOLAJI
NEVER SEEN BUT SURE HE'S DOPE.
BATTLED HIM TWICE,ITS WAS LIKE PUTTING ROPE
IN2 DEEP HOLES,HE'S NOT GAY OR HOE
HE'S A STRAIGHT MOTHER FUCKER
BUT NOT BETTER THAN ME LOL
HE'S STYLE WAS LIKE A FINGER ROLE,
WHILE MINE IS LIKE A SLAM DUNK
YEAH,AM TALKING LIKE A KINDDA DRUNK
mess THIS KNOW THIS'S BORED LIKE THOSE CANADA SONGS. Lol
text style
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:24pm On Nov 06, 2009
My battle with Afro here on 9ra land This's the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-121985.128.html
or u can read the post here,
*Final Rap Up.
,, ///Firstly this aint no battle this is SUICIDE,i ma bleach this B-I-T-C-H like am Sodium PEROXIDE.
,, ///The only thing Afro ABOUT-U gon be your Hair after i BLAST-U.
,, ///I red ya battles and your drops are all like bringing a knife to a GUN-FIGHT.
,, ///Am taking this easy,this aint a CAJUN-FIGHT,am killing this B-I-T-C-H like its a FUN-FIGHT.
,, ///In her profile pix this B-I-T-C-H looks like a first timer on INDIAN-HEMP.
,, ///Trying to act hard,death is what u get stalking this NIGERIAN KEMP<me>.
,, ///go to UNIPORT ask them ABOUT-ME,i rule the whole CAMPUS-LIKE-A-CULTIST.
,, ///better maintain your SPOT,dont DOUBT-ME,else i kill your PUMPOUS ego-LIKE-A-SOMATIST.
,, ///u so fake even the top u wearing in your profile pix is BLEACHED-GREEN,
,, ///my D-I-C-K is real 10 inches,it sight gon make U,B-I-T-C-H SCREAM.
,, ///Lying,saying u're the UK,while your IP says NIGERIA,
,, ///claiming u high in ITK,but my IQ aint your level IYAIH
<her email address Iyaih@hotmail.com>
,, ///i saw u pix and u so ugly,a beggar wont F-U-C-K u even if u gat gold coins rapped inside THOSE-THIGHS
,, ///u looked liked the result of chris action on rihana,with THOSE-BLACK-EYES
,, ///forget about rapping,i wanna see u,beat U-UP,
,, ///put my dirty D-I-C-K in your big mouth and u swallow my CUM-UP.
,, /// am still wondering how u wandered into Eko meridian HOTEL,
,, ///Took a picture,uploaded it,saying its the UK,lies U-TELL.
,, ///battling with me,it means your nairaland career is COMPLETELY-OVER,
,, ///turn your smile to frown and tears then like your profile pix tag u."COMPLETELY-SOBER".
End.Baudex
call me 08032081445
your lines re 2 week u need help.
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2009
Some old ill spit from my pal "Huzzle"Check it out
,, feed: History,the Old Good Days: My Posted ShitI Huzzle Fo Ma Cash FloHu$$le With Dollar Sign
check it out.
,, 2]Feed, HISTORY,THE OLD GOOD DAYS, My posted shit
I huzzle fo ma CASH FLO
Hu$$le with dollar signs,spit ill dollars and you hear a CASH FLO
, Listen
MY LIFE'S FULL OF HOMI SHIT,Indecency SHIT,IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY
HALLOW TIPS,EXTRA CLIPS,GETTING PSYCHIC,GATTA GET MO'MONEY IN-NA HURRY
SHELLS,LAMA,ROUGAH,DOUBLE BARREL AND TRE-POUND
GLERKS,REVOLVER, AND MACHINE GUNS WIT THREE THOUSAND ROUNDS
PISTOLS,AK 47,BAZOOKAZ MEN THIS'S WAR
DOUBLE EDGED SWORDS,JACK KNIVES AND CHAIN SAWS
I DONT CARE IF THEM YOUNG OR THEM AGED
LOOK IN2 THEM EYES,PULL THA TRIGGA @CLOSE RANGE
WITH THE AUTOMATIC CALICOS I SPRAY TRIGGA HAPPY
GYM WITH THEM GUNS LIKE RAMBO,EAT OFF GRENADES LIK AM PAPPI
YO'ALL BE THINKING"HE'S PLAYING,HE'S ONLY RAPPING"
UNTIL SOMEONE EYES GET BLOWN OFF,AND MO'HAPPENINGS
I GO INTO YOUR HOUSE AND KA-MA-SULT YOUR BITCH
TRY PLY AWAY AND I SA-MA-SULT YOUR WHIP
I KEEP NO PRISONERS,AND I DONT KIDNAP YOUR BITCH
I AXE ALL THE WOUNDED INTU 2,DIVIDED FROM THE HIP
I SMOKE LIKE THE INDIANS,SMOKE TILL NOON-SKY TURN PURPLE
SO I DONT THINK OF MERCY WHEN YOU BEGGING ME NOT 2 HURT YOU
I TAKE THE DOG KNIFE AND DIG OUT YA INTESTINES
RUN BLEEDING SHOOTING YOU SPINE,BEHIND TEN TIMES
THE HEAT'S ON THA STREET SO BOI NO PLAY
HANDLE IT FIRE 4FIRE,THE COW BOY WAY
THEN I SPIT ON CORPSES,TIRED OVER THE BLOODY DAY
BLOOD ON FACE,MY PALMS AS I DRIVE AWAY.
-HUZZLE
so wat ya think
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 1:34pm On Nov 06, 2009
All the wahala battle with bolaji aka 05ka sibe
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.See,u're a dull head,cant even construct your own lines,biting off my lines eg.
MY LINES,
///finallay my text lines gon MURDER-04KA,
f-uck his style,u me! Ama 1bad MOTHER-4KA
. THEN HIS OWN RECONSTRUCTION OF IT,
. murder ofoka?dawg the only thing your murdering is your own mother -, bleeper
. THEN THE SECOND ONE IS THIS.
MY LINES,
///d only Sick spits from u is the SOUND OF DEEPTHROAT,SOUNDING-LIKE-A-CHEAPGOAT, WORTHLESS-LIKE-A-COUNT-ER-FIT NOTE.
<COUNT-ER-FIT NOTE.>
. THEN HIS ON RECONSTRUCTION OF IT.
. they called u a festactown counterfeit~ yet this 2nd hand citizen comes out fake
. THIS FOOL EVEN COPIED MY LINES ON ME AND CYNIC BATTLE,THAT RIHANA AND THE BLACK EYE SHIT.
. your LINES DONT RHYME,TYPING BAUDEX BEFORE EVERY LINE.DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF A PRONOUN.
. REPEATS HIMSELF ALL OVER AGAIN ABOUT MY COMMA,AND SLASH SHIT.
. USES WORDS JUST BC THEY RHYME BUT DONT MAKE SENSE WHILE SOME DONT RHYME AT ALL.Eg
. 1]they called u a festactown counterfeit~ yet this 2nd hand citizen comes out fake
. HOW DOES COUNTERFIT RHYME WITH FAKE,AND AGAIN THEY STILL THE SAME MEANING.
2]u type 3 slashes & 1 comma~ dawg for that u must be thrown into an eternal coma
. PLEASE THOSE THESE WORDS SUM UP TO MAKE SENSE,HOW DOES MY STRUCTURE OF LINES PUT ME IN COMA 4GOD SAKE.
3]i wanted to get u a job in lawma~now even sauron thinks u are an agbero for lastma!
SAURON NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO ME,IF HE DID PLEASE POST THE LINK.AND TO REMIND YOU LASTMA IS A LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY BUT NURTW ARE THE AGBEROS NOT LASTMA 4CHRIST SAKE,DID YOU EVER GO TO SCHOOL.
. Construct your lines and post it,this post is void.
And one more thing,all this doesnt rhyme so tell me how u want to make a better audio///
nigga am a fcukin battle rhymer ~ i have more bars than the whole of kirikiri jail cell
baudex we now know u dnt have enuff bars to even make a single snickers candy bar
now i declare all the noise you have been making as completely null and void
cuzz we now know that ONLY empty barrels like baudex make the loudest noise!
VOTERS PLEASE THIS'S WHAT U LOOK FOR WHEN VOTING.
1]multi.
2]personals.
3]wordplays.
4]punchlines
5]Humor & Enjoyment
6]Flo and continuity
7]construction & vocab
etc
With those i founded<foundation> my bars and lines with,i killed this kid


Topical. [Bolaji is a cheat]
i dont know when a thief is accusing someone else of theft,bolaji is a big cheat,he has multiple accounts and i've proof of them,and am including them in this 16 shots.
1] Bolaji is bjpumpin and here is the link to this account profile.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=123398
2] then he has Ofokasibe account and this's the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=287340
3] bolaji has this email address- bjpumpindogg@yahoo.com and it's shown on the bjpumpin account and ofosibe account.
4] bolaji has this his ye ye free forum and the fool stupidly used the forum link in his signature and u can check that in links of profile pasted above.This is the forum link.
http://www.bolaji.forumsland.com/
and http://bolaji.forumsland.com/bolaji-forum-1.html
5] the two account bearers is named bolaji and uses the email address and forum so this mean,the multiple account user is bolaji.
6] Please help me beg bolaji to stop calling my phone,begging me that he wants me to feature him on one of mixtape project
7] The same thing here,bolaji keeps disturbing me on my yahoo IM,always leaving me offlines begging me to work with him on an audio.
8] bolaji sent me "Bounce".Mp3 his nonsense work,i would've uploaded it but i deleted it,cuz listening to that crap is was a waste of time.His audio is whackest job i've ever heard in my life.
9]Oldsync battled this b-itch,after posting a killer verse,our home boy bolaji did not even post his own verse,it was a no show.
Link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145502.0.html
10] afro cynic mocked this mother 4ka 11-5
link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-245459.0.html
11]see this link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=217467.msg3370901#msg3370901
or read through,that link is the bjpumpin account thread where he said some thing a bolaji fool will always say read through[I WILL TAKE BOTH OF U 2 AT A TIME LIKE PANADOL]
READ THROUGH.
@sauron
am keepin it btw me and u 4 now. but subliminals, nameplays are part of hiphop.
plus i feel you sauron) is too small to take me on.cuzz your type i take em 2 at a time like panadol. this is a cypha not sauron vs bj. if u wanna battle me. set d thread anytime, anyday anyhour i will flog u like mailmalc did
12]the guy doesnt ve any work.I was checking his profile and i checked when last he was online,and it was today,7.am,i'll copy and paste it:
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 2:45pm On Nov 06, 2009
, //If my shadow gat swag,that means i gat dat swag 2
, //coping Mode9 line in death row,that dont mean u gat swag 2.
, //who da f-uck is CHRON-NIK,cant even make a funny post even if handed a CLOWNS'-INK
A JAB AT MY FRIEND LOL 04KA.
@ofoka
Intro
, ///, I- illest VERBAL-WEAPON, Lyrical SMITH-N-WESSON, TESTin-HIM, VERBAL~CHEMIS, rap GYMNIST, see how I quickly END-THIS//
N- wit CLASSIC-SHIT, we CLASH-N-SPIT, QUICC wit NO-RULES,f-uck this guy the way screw drivers f-uck SCREWS, I WILL NOT LOSE,
, Enter rap proper
, ///Am bout crush O-FO-KA like a bulldozer T-04-CAR,
, ///f-uck the LOVE u said u gat 4d game,i gat ACE,so i win this POKER.
, ///I'll split your skull and wipe my ass using your BRAIN-TISSUE
, ///so no hating cuz killing a 9ja brother might just be biblicly like abel and CAIN-ISSUE.
, ///if u think u ill then am already dead from a WORST-UNSEEN-SICKNESS,
, ///computer thug uh? But in real life its easy to see ya LovePeddler-SY-BITCHNESS.
, ///u dont believe am ill? then take me 2c a DOCTOR,
, ///8 me all u like don't give a f-uck about the character OCTO.
, ///am f-uckin sure he's as ugly as those other b-itches thats why his pics aint UPLOADED-UP.
, ///listEN-UP,no HASTING-UP,so better come with better lines,no WAST-EN of ma time,am LOADED-UP.
, ///I B flooded wit so much ICE but d only time u C-Ds[see these] ALL-THOSE-ICE are on vedio or AU-DIO-DEVICE,
[switch to harder flows]
, ///I Spit Tha Shit That Brings "The Hype",
, /// I'll 'Attack This Cat' And Make naira Blow "Like Dynamite"
, ///'Cos With Ma "Force" I "Endorse", Smashing Lyrics And "Metaphors"
, ///I'm "TheBigBoss" And I Ain't Yet "Met-A-BETTER-Force"
, ///You Calm Your Bars Are Nothing But "Raw"
, /// But You Just nothing but Another Internet "He LovePeddler"
, ///I'm Gunna Teach This Herb A Lesson On How To Spit "Real"
, ///You'd Think I'm Infected With AIDS Cos These Bar I "Spill" Are "Ill"
, ///I'ma Real MC,u're never ill,Nothing But A "Common-Cold"
, ///Dawg You Try To Act Like A 'G' But You're Aint Even A "Single-Threat"
, ///AFRO-cynic killed your manhood without dropping a Single-Sweat.
[sign out], ///call me baudex aka jaded jewelz,my flow too expensive 4ya like those janded jewelriz
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 2:55pm On Nov 06, 2009
A jab at "Gab" lol
@Gab,
, ///your lines are always dumb of scruples even if u type witta TAB,
, ///your posts are void,is your name Gabriel if not what da F-U-C-K is a GAB
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 4:32pm On Nov 06, 2009
throwing jabs lol.
, //i've never seen a dumb post like his,i mean khanyas'.
, //his lines suffers malnutrition like famined people of kenya
@dipo,
, //talking like 2pac,acting like a don and claim u too hard,
, //its funny,cuz u talk all stupidly when your keyboard is your only bodyguard.
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 4:50pm On Nov 06, 2009
Some txt style
, //TITLE;STREET CODES.
, //LIFE'S SO SIMPLE,U GET WAT U MAKE OUT OF IT,
, //ITS NOT ALL ABOUT DREAMING,U'VE TO TAKE BOLD STEPS 2 ACHIEVE IT.
, //BEING LAZY IS LIKE DECEIVING your SELF
, //U'VE 2 BELIEVE IN your SELF,
, //LOSING A LITTLE IS 2MUCH WHEN BOIZ BE STARVING,
, //BOIZ ARE HUNGRY,ANGRY,BOIZ ARE NOT LAUGHING,
, //HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE,
, //BEWARE,your BESTFRIEND FIT BE THE PESIN WE GO CARRY your OWN HALF RUN,
, //BE THE MASTER IN USING A KNIFE AND WHY NOT A GUN,
, //U GAT ONE LIFE,SO WHEN U GAT NO WEAPON WHY NOT RUN,
, //ITS STUPID TO DIE BRAVE,BUT WISE TO LIVE BEING A CAWORD,
, //BUT REMEMBER,ITS STILL DEATH B4 DISHONOR,
, //ONE WORD,DEATH IS HEAVEN COMPARED TO THIS WORLD HORROR,
, //THE ONLY THING THAT WILL NEVER LIE 2U IS your BIBLE AND your MIRROR,
, //TRUST NOBODY BUT CONFIND IN your SELF,NOT EVEN your B-I-T-C-H,
, //AM TAKING U ON LECTURES THAT your PARENT AND TEACHERS WILL NEVER TEACH,
, //THE STREET IS OUR SCHOOL AND DARK CORNERS BE OUR CLASS,
, //SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST,NO ONE WON CARRY LAST,
, //EVEN IF U GAT GUNS 4PROTECTION,U STILL NEED 2 VISIT THE NATIVE DOCTOR 4 SPIRITUAL PROTECTION,
, //THE SUPREME STREET CODE,STILL IS PUT your MIND ALWAYS ON your DOOH,
, //LASTLY NO-F-NO-F,MEANING;no friend no foe,
;baudex
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 4:52pm On Nov 06, 2009
real life shit,read thru people.
Title: Hood up<Festac>
,, //born and breded in d hood,code name Festac 77.
,, //this hood got me beef and breaded,top game since 1997.
,, //F-u-c-k surulere,and island,f-u-c-k maryland we top the mainland.
,, //okota be claiming they gat game like up,just because they geographically they close 2us.
,, //maZa maZa, to mile 2,alakija,and satelite town too.
,, //alaba and AJ be claiming OGA too,i hope say them kno say na we get mouth pass 4 LASU.
,, //the only brother we know are from FESTAC-EXTENSION.
,, //we so dope,real niggaz won add up,so we them an EXTENSION.
,, //Festac bridge,and face 2.
raji rasaki,crescent estates and jakandes @mile 2.
,, //511,41 and the 512.
2nd,3rd 4th and 5th avenue.
,, //22,23 road.Not 4getting the acqua-tarea,cutting mile 2away,from 1st avenue.
,, //black face,faze and 2 face.Black tribes,drastic and blaiz.
,, //we gat mcz,so hot and smoking haze,4 a long time we niggaz be making waves,
,, //but am still in the smoking my W-e-e-d behind that ITOA hospital.
,, //and all smokers kno that 512 is the Mary'J Zonal Capital.
,, //the extension boiz no dey make noise.Them gat mad armory toys,ready 4 battle spoils.
,, //alaba express bus-stop,down to Tinubu estate.
,, //they co-operate and when they HIT u,they Double penetrate.
,, // live in my hood is how u want it,niggaz found robbed with privates extracted from it.
,, //the game is getting harder and worse.
,, //but for me its just getting better and of-course.
,, //we rule all LAGOS like a boss.Repin FESTAC like d apostles and disciples of christ of the the cross.
,, //baudex,
,, //catch me on line.
,, //Baudexfish@yahoo.com
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 5:09pm On Nov 06, 2009
, //Nairaland is bleeped up,
cuz am rapping this up like DIPPERS,
, // usa or 9ja,neither land seen punchlines like shots offa SNIPER.
, // J.Kennedi style,murritalla style wit ya BRAIN-CELLS-OUT.
, // lyrically,my flo gat u exterminated d same way The GAME-FELL-OUT.
, // No retreat no surrender,no PULL-OUTS,
, // E-ye boiz in ya hood,with guns PULLED-OUT.
, // call my guys vampires bc they love 2 see ya BLOOD.
, // cut the A-ye's and let the rookies watch as we disgrace their LORDS.
, // u say u want beef,tell me what kind of MEAT.
, // we kill u,& use ya story to rap to dope BEATS
, // ya bitch is so ugly a beggar wont F-U-C-K her.
, // even if she gat gold coins in between her THIGH.
, // ya mom is a bad drunk,like a singing T'Maya
, // i hear your moms a good rapper.
, // i hope she told u that my D-I-C-K is her MIC.
, // i spit hard core,so she comes 2me 4 mo hard core.
, // so she rodeo on my D-I-C-K,like riders on x-game BICK.
, // she sucks my D-I-C-K like a CREAMY-BAR.
, // F-U-C-K her 2hrs each nite,back seat of my CAMRI-CAR.
, // fake nigga,claiming gangster when ya key board is ya BODYGUARD.
, // soon i'ma get ya address and i'll be visiting u with my FULL-SQUAD.
, // ya lyrics is not comparable to mine,its like bringing a knive to a gun FIGHT
, // just like comparing the FLIGHT of an eagle to that of a KITE.
, // this's no battle,it's SUI-CIDE.Cause my crex aint ya SHOE-SIZE.
, // i bring life to NAIRA-LAND,like democracy to NAIJA-LAND.
, // i came with love 4 every ONE,but u're a HATER
, // came 2 claim no. ONE,cause u're a EIGHTER [8]
, // ugly guys like SAUCEKID be d reason girls turn LESBIANS.
, //CHIOGO is so ugly viewing her picture made my PC internet server GO-DOWN. SEE 4YA SELF *WARNING-BE CAREFUL[https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=130456;type=avatar]
, // assuming her lipstick was green then she would ve looked like one of them GLO-CLOWNS
, // this's my first drop here so am doing more than 16 BARS,
, // win or loss who give a f-u-c-k bout being one of da nairaland STARS.
, // go ask of me from SIXSHOT.COM.
, //or how i rule HIP-HOP-AVE.COM.
, // sail on them cahts,dawgz and sheep like am GORDON.
, // keystyling pen like a maffia DON wit a GUN.
, // boys here too ugly,OBJ fine PASS-THEM.
, // bad belle full here pass my block but na GOD PASS-THEM.
, // this beef is mo'than mode 9 and ruggedman BEEF.
, // cause i'll coming with my 9,fall u like a falling LEAF.
, // i school in UNIPORT,and na we they make things HOT.
, // remember what we did to those LECTURERS.
, // gun them down for our LEISURE-HRS.
, // f-u-c-k THE-VI-KINGS.
Cuz na we dey dowg THE-VI-KINGS.
, //cut of their necks,some their BLADDER
, // now tell me,na who be the BADGER.
Baudex, representing festac-town
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2009
H.J-n-BUFFYJOE DISS,
¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*
1// 1st its was [B]H.JAY[/B],now its [B]BUFFY-JAY[/B]
// don't know why all them [B]JAYS[/B] won [B]PLAY[/B]
2//on me but [B]its ok[/B],u bout 2get [B]hookey[/B]
// acting like u [B]intellect or master[/B]
3//na! U're nothing butta fake [B]internet gangstar[/B]
//[B]buffyjoe[/B] is just a [B]bluffing-foe[/B]
4//not a [B]heavy weight butta fluffy-LovePeddler[/B]
//calling me [B]borox[/B],instead call me [B]borax[/B]
5//cuz m'here ta clean u up wit [B]ma axe[/B]
//[B]baudex[/B]'s [B]never on ya level[/B],m [B]clever than ya double[/B]
6//[B]iller-better,am realer-ever
//chiller-wif ma scrilla,m'meaner than a gorilla[/B]
7//like a [B]bitch[/B] u gat curves like coke [B]bottles[/B].
//this aint no nintendo,2 play ninja [B]turtle[/B]
8// am [B]sick[/B],like i gat [B]A[/B]s,but u jst a wanna [B]B[/B]
//even worse cause, u jst Fraud like [B]F9[/B]
9// cuz u [B]bite than Draculla[/B],gotta a empty [B]medulla oblongata[/B]
//but i [B]rule all ya suckers < soccers >[/B] like am [B]blattah[/B]
// i [B]drop bombs like G.R11[/B],get [B]skills like CR7[/B]
//this's sa [B]though-shit[/B],my words re [B]Tox-ic[/B]
//am [B]so-sick[/B],cuz i [B]flow-sick[/B],i spit fire urs issa [B]glowing stick[/B]
//u're a [B]gay[/B],so go [B]blow-a-dick[/B],u're a [B]fool-n-geek[/B]
// u [B]suck[/B] likka [B]tick-n-ya lines re 2weak[/B]
// to [B]cut[/B] thru 2get 2me,cuz am too [B]thick[/B]
[B]GET WARNED,M'SET-N-WARMED,
AM HARMED,RING-D-ALARM.[/B]
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 8:28pm On Jun 23, 2010
This aint no battle its woman rights [B]VIOLATION[/B]
thinking i'll go soft for a woman [B]ANNIHILATION[/B]
forget the [B]SEX[/B],my flows the [B]BEST[/B]
Bleep this bitch up like it [B]TERMINATOR { III } [/B]
Bleep her up like i'm her [B]VIBRATOR[/B]
m'above this pussy like her [B]CLITORIS[/B]
My bars got her bleeped up like l'ma [B]POLICE[/B]
if u [B]NOTICED[/B],she rhyme dumb,cuz she's a [B]NOVICE[/B]
but i gat more lines on my head like a [B]DREAD-LOCK[/B]
no prayer granting now,cuz battling me is [B]DEAD-LUCK[/B]
won't Bleep this bitch even if she gat gold coins in her [B]PUSSY[/B]
give her the middle finger so that will get her [B]PUSSY BUSY[/B]
SHE RHYMES LIKE A BUM SHE PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE THIS
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m167/johnstona_2006/fat-woman.jpg
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 7:24pm On Jun 27, 2010
You all want more free styles?
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by RezDog(f): 12:51pm On Jul 03, 2010
No cuz you're whack
I'm bored at
Your crap
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by FatFish: 2:02pm On Aug 29, 2010
Hello
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 2:56pm On Oct 26, 2010
FatFish:

Baudex, how do you even say you're name

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! Go to school then come back to come get back at me Fatboy!
Fat-gay lol

Rez Dog:

No cuz you're whack
I'm bored at
Your crap

common this ugly biitch too,
go do plastic surgery 1st before i even reply that comment,am ellegic to ugly biitches.lol
oh i replied all ready,aint i bad
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by FatFish: 5:30pm On Oct 27, 2010
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You'll look better when you've got a knife in your face
Get tha @#$% up and show some respect
Cuz I'll kill you with my raps I don't need a fuckin Tech
Yo this cat is a fuckin scrub
Who don't show that he got fuckin love
Yo, Im da rapping king when i smile, BLING,
But you don't wear bling you wear all the childish things
dont hate bcuz im dark s the night
I can see through your boxers cuz your arse is so bright
I spit so much heat that my lips are charred
This bich don't even rap but still this bich is hard?
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by Baudex(m): 6:33pm On Oct 27, 2010
If u want a battle just set it up, on new thread,set it off,don't come here,wasting ya time lol
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by FatFish: 7:15pm On Oct 27, 2010
kk im on it
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by FatFish: 7:17pm On Oct 27, 2010
k i've done it now.
Re: My Text Battle Bible-critics Is Encouraged. by gise: 7:07pm On Oct 19, 2014
We went from voodoo to the juju that Jews do on all this I doodooo to me its all poopoo . Out for the facts and that super wisdom stlll no time for the superstition its only money that I gots to be counting my nikka ain't no god on the top of a mountain palm wine and oil olodumare made body obasi designed soil. I come from the jungle my people got bundled by nomads from goat lands I will not be humbled even the ay rabz and I mean no offense wearin that hot ass shit in the desert summer weather not as hot as this still try'ina figgah why the flows unrivaled if I come with the guns nigga no survival ya resources get aborted while you hold ya bibles the black man needs to shake off his lack of thought and not get caught by what bekee brought u know whats the deal don't lie cheat or kill but pearly gates in outer space dawg that ish ain't real

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