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Mathematics! by aristole(m): 1:59pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." Imagine that! |
Re: Mathematics! by scottN(m): 2:06pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
U will kill some1 with these jokes of yours! |
Re: Mathematics! by Ben13: 2:10pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
LOL keep 'em coming in one thread, Aristole. . . |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 2:52pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
@ Ben ok |
Re: Mathematics! by lysaa(f): 3:05pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
yeah i like this one. |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 3:20pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
fanx lysaa |
Re: Mathematics! by lysaa(f): 4:25pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
don't mention |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 4:44pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
airit! |
Re: Mathematics! by etaurus(m): 5:35pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 6:53pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
Stale jor |
Re: Mathematics! by whitesturd(f): 10:54pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
2Direct: oya talk ur own make we hear.learn to appreciate others. dt was very nice poster.keep it up. |
Re: Mathematics! by bydot1(m): 4:20am On Nov 07, 2009 |
Nice one |
Re: Mathematics! by shayoor(f): 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 10:01pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
Lol |
Re: Mathematics! by Abbygyal(f): 10:32pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
Lool |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 12:51pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
Omo wahala dey. From January to December |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 2:25pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
Wia is Dani and Abbey jor? |
Re: Mathematics! by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
behind closed doors |
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 4:52pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
BBC in the building |
Re: Mathematics! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:06pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
9ice joke aristole: Am here dearie |
Re: Mathematics! by Kunbee: 11:38pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 11:14am On Nov 12, 2009 |
Abbey how un a dey?Wia is my Dani sweetie? |
Re: Mathematics! by D1KeleVra(m): 9:19pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
aristole: lol. . . er! imagine what? |
Re: Mathematics! by Pharoh: 11:19am On Nov 13, 2009 |
Boring |
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 11:26am On Nov 13, 2009 |
Stale u meant |
Re: Mathematics! by Pharoh: 11:29am On Nov 13, 2009 |
^^ Yeah thank you jor |
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 11:32am On Nov 13, 2009 |
What are friends for? |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 12:01pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: Imagine Water nd Gari. Leave me jor! |
Re: Mathematics! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
i hold u before? i dey hold ur pant? |
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 9:44am On Nov 16, 2009 |
u ke?U wan die be dt |
Re: Mathematics! by donsponky(m): 9:50am On Nov 16, 2009 |
tyt one there |
Re: Mathematics! by yousouph(m): 9:52am On Nov 16, 2009 |
The boy likes bitches |
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