came across someone who was trying put his radio inside a deep freezer and I'm like, dude what d hell are you doing? the guy then replied saying: Bros, u no go understand, i dey try get 96.9 COOL FM

yh very dry lol

and another one,

while in class way back in high school, our teacher took us through the history behind names given to each month of the year. On getting to the month of october he asks the class if we got any ideas, based on previous explanation, a guy named cletus jumped to his feet and said: hmm, too cheap! u guys aint heard thats when all the OCTOPUSES in the sea are SOBER!!

lol

dry indeed

heheheee, oh my! and the dry season is fast approaching too, what a coincidence,lol
speaking of which, during my nysc after teaching on a certain day, my hands were stained with dust from the chalk board, in the process of rinsing them with water, I take off my wrist-watch and give it to a student to hold for me. Just before i finished, the silly kid threw my watch outside the window and said: teacher,teacher come and see how time flies!!

geezville:

heheheee, oh my! and the dry season is fast approaching too, what a coincidence,lol
speaking of which, during my nysc after teaching on a certain day, my hands were stained with dust from the chalk board, in the process of rinsing them with water, I take off my wrist-watch and give it to a student to hold for me. Just before i finished, the silly kid threw my watch outside the window and said: teacher,teacher come and see how time flies!!

lool

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