Open letter written to my best fruit cucumber
By:Mpaogbuji favour c
A.k.a : Comrade MPA


Dearest fruit,how you have been miserly used and improperly treated by the female folks of the human race...
Oh how our young men jealous you, wishing deep down in their hearts that their drilling tools and weapon of mass destruction was Identical with ur fleshy body.
I weep for the trauma you have been subjected to, the physical torture and psychological disorder women have brought upon you.
You were meant for stomach satisfaction , and skin care medication but no, little did we know that our so_called weaker vessels had ulterior plans and motives towards you.
Dearest fruit how I weep for you in my closet, if I was a decision maker I would laws enacted to protect your rights and prosecute those responsible for this life threat to your family.
If I was chinwetalu agu the proverbial nollywood actor I would have said chai chai ataam cucumber chidinma...
Mogbe mogbr month ti je cucumber anty shidima.
I drop my pen to attend to more pressing matters, with much love from a cucumberly inclined fellow.