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| If You Are Tired Of This Recession This Is For You by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
1. When you put on your TV and hear about “recession” again. something like "buhari loves you all but in this recession you have to be strong".   |
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2. Then you check the newspaper, same thing. 
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3. In your office, that’s what everyone is talking about.
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4. Even in church, they’ve been using it do prayer point for the last one million weeks.
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5. When you get to the market and prices have gone up again because of “recession”.
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6. When you even dream of buying things from abroad, the exchange rate laughs at you like
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7. Then you try and be more than you are and look at airline ticket prices, only to see a lot more zeros than you expected.
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8. Even your boyfriend does not call you again because “recession”.
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9. Then the government people are just talking jagbajantis instead of fixing the thing.
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10. And your salary is now for decoration since all it can buy you is …. nothing.
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| Re: If You Are Tired Of This Recession This Is For You by Nobody: 4:34pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
11. Your friends don’t even have respect, some are marrying and still want you to pay for aso ebi.
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12. And some are even asking you to join them in one useless pyramid scheme or the other.
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| Re: If You Are Tired Of This Recession This Is For You by Nobody: 4:40pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
13. But you sha won’t die whether the recession like it or not! 1 Like
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