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Open Letter To Mr Osewa by Boyooosa(m): 9:04am On Dec 02, 2016
Attention Mr. Seun Osewa,
Season’s Greetings to you, your crew, your family and Nairalanders in general.
We thank God that we are in the season of Celebration again, the season when everybody believes that; its time to celebrate, its time to be joyous, time to share good stories, good memories & good gifts among ourselves and most esp. make ourselves happy.
I thank God for the discovery of this forum/platform even though it has been an adventure of mixed feelings so far. This a platform where couples come to celebrate themselves and likewise settle scores, it’s a platform where people mock and catch fun, a platform where you can be scolded for being a “SlowPoke” (Thanks to autochanger app wink) and ‘Herolised’ for using your small brain (most especially when you cross the border of FP). Different emoticons nko? Like GRIN, SMILE, CONFUSED, SHADE, WEEP, KISS, WINK and so on, will always make your day (I thank God for Seun).
All in all, I, on behalf of NLERS or let me state it like this (b4 sombori go say WETIN CONCERN YOU# and send in that footballer pix); I, being a bonafide NLer since 1908 (ah, sorry since 1914), wish to use this opportunity to show my sincere appreciation and recognition to the creativity Seun Osewa has brought on board which has actually united several millions of citizens of the world dominated by Nigerians.
And as well, on behalf of the Innovator, Inventor and Founder (I know he can never be upset with this, afterall it is not ‘Secessional’ statement nor a Recessional Policy), the person of Mr. Seun and his group of Companies; MODs (Lala for his mind go no say he don dey reach hin turn to receive some Eulogy now cheesy) and other NL Officials, wish to send in season’s greetings and recognition to all NLERS home and away @ this Yuletide period, God bless us all!
I think it’s a worthwhile project if @Seun can approve a GIFT SESSION (that is, if it does not contradict the law of the Land o dunno!) during this period: by Gifting out probably MB among other gifts to some selected NLers (you can engage a crew to iron out this) in the proposed manner:
Tangible gifts to,
1. The NLer with the highest likes of the year (if the stats is available anyways),
2. The NLer with the highest Mentions of the year,
3. The most patronized Post of the Year,
4. The most controversial post of the year,
5. And the recurrent gifts can be;
i. The Nler with the highest FTC of the day,
ii. The NLer with the highest FP comments for the day, and
iii. The most frequent COMMENTATOR of the day.
Note: These No 5 items can be opened from Dec 3, 2016 to January 2, 2017 while the ‘Tangible gifts’ is definitely One-Off thing.
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Re: Open Letter To Mr Osewa by Rrabbit: 9:12am On Dec 02, 2016
***grabs seat Asap***
Re: Open Letter To Mr Osewa by somadinho10: 9:57am On Dec 02, 2016
Mentions has to be airforce1...ever since my guy find release she is such a diva....his life has not remained the same grin

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