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Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:55pm On Dec 04, 2016
Wife (SMS): Hi Baby
Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed)
Wife: R u there
Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed)
Wife: R U ignoring me or wat?
Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed)
Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: go to hell (Message sent) grin

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:56pm On Dec 04, 2016
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One?"... So I did... I don't remember much after that. embarassed

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:57pm On Dec 04, 2016
Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had some and went to tell her friends.....I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:58pm On Dec 04, 2016
Employee : Sir, you called me?

Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) done sir

Boss : Do it again.

Employee : Done again, sir.

Boss : Do it once more

Employee : Now I don't have
stamina for it, sir.

Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2016
Doctor says I Have 2 months to live. I shot him judge gave me 30 years

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:02pm On Dec 04, 2016
1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time go back to reading the comments tongue

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:03pm On Dec 04, 2016
I found out that Jennifer Lopez has her ass insured for $300 million... Just wait till she finds out there's a hole in it! grin grin

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:05pm On Dec 04, 2016
My mom said she will bang my head into my keyboard if i didn't stop using nairaland .. I'm sure she will not do this cause hdhsgdgshhdbdjksolbeggnjsn..Jsj

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:07pm On Dec 04, 2016
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2016
I dont know why when we bite our tongue intentionally, it doesnt hurt.
But when we accidentally bite our tongue, it really hurts!
And i really dont know why you are biting your tongue right now. tongue

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2016
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:20pm On Dec 04, 2016
only Yoruba peeps would get this

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2016
Yaba, Idumota, Oshodi grin

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by Ajewealth123(m): 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2016
TWOYANSH:
I found out that Jennifer Lopez has her ass insured for $300 million... Just wait till she finds out there's a hole in it! grin grin
they are fairly hilarious
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2016
When your Wife family decides to test your patience

i kanot take it animore

Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
wait...oya continue grin

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2016
inside this recession embarassed

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:27pm On Dec 04, 2016
zhagadat

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:28pm On Dec 04, 2016
eez like you dont min me well angry

Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:29pm On Dec 04, 2016
i av experience dz personally

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2016
afta nkiru af show you shege

Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:35pm On Dec 04, 2016
no chill grin

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:36pm On Dec 04, 2016
why evils grin

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:40pm On Dec 04, 2016
aint my business tho

Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:44pm On Dec 04, 2016
business sense on fleek

Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:52pm On Dec 04, 2016
I Asked - "Why is it that in all marriages , the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right?" my husband replied: "Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement? it follows the same logic all the income posted on the right and expenses are on the left!" grin
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:57pm On Dec 04, 2016
I discovered something terrible with my neighbor. He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say 'tchaa'. And this person will die in your place. The witch doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say 'tchaa', and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn't collect any money from my neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, my neighbor said 'tchaa', the witch doctor said 'retchaa', my neighbor then said 'reretchaa', the witch doctor said 'rereretchaa'. As I am telling you now, the whole quarters are there watching the two shouting 'rererererereretchaa'.

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2016
its silly as a joke I know but Just try to imagine the scene, it's more funny:
A bald man slipped and fell on his head, so he slipped again

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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by Nobody: 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2016
hahaha
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by pulsa(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2016
guy you wan become basket mouth ni
hw far

cc: TWOYANSH
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by ruggedadventure(m): 8:29pm On Dec 04, 2016
TWOYANSH..... u try no b small
Tiri gbosa for you
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by policy12: 11:31pm On Dec 04, 2016
TWOYANSH:
I discovered something terrible with my neighbor. He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say 'tchaa'. And this person will die in your place. The witch doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say 'tchaa', and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn't collect any money from my neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, my neighbor said 'tchaa', the witch doctor said 'retchaa', my neighbor then said 'reretchaa', the witch doctor said 'rereretchaa'. As I am telling you now, the whole quarters are there watching the two shouting 'rererererereretchaa'.

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