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Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:55pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Wife (SMS): Hi Baby Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed) Wife: R u there Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed) Wife: R U ignoring me or wat? Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed) Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again. Husband: go to hell (Message sent) 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:56pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One?"... So I did... I don't remember much after that. 4 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:57pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had some and went to tell her friends.....I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:58pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) done sir Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir. Boss : Do it once more Employee : Now I don't have stamina for it, sir. Boss : Very good,here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home 7 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Doctor says I Have 2 months to live. I shot him judge gave me 30 years 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:02pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
1. I got a dig bick 2. You that read wrong 3. You read that wrong too 4. You checked 5. You smiled 7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this 8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7) 10. But did you see that I skipped 6? 10. You checked 11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I said saw you, not you saw 13. I also skipped 2 14. You got tricked 15. I'm just wasting your time go back to reading the comments 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:03pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
I found out that Jennifer Lopez has her ass insured for $300 million... Just wait till she finds out there's a hole in it! 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:05pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
My mom said she will bang my head into my keyboard if i didn't stop using nairaland .. I'm sure she will not do this cause hdhsgdgshhdbdjksolbeggnjsn..Jsj 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:07pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man --- So that you will love them. Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man --- So that they will love you. 2 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
I dont know why when we bite our tongue intentionally, it doesnt hurt. But when we accidentally bite our tongue, it really hurts! And i really dont know why you are biting your tongue right now. 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:20pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
only Yoruba peeps would get this 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Yaba, Idumota, Oshodi 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by Ajewealth123(m): 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
TWOYANSH:they are fairly hilarious |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
When your Wife family decides to test your patience i kanot take it animore
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:24pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
wait...oya continue 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
inside this recession 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:27pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
zhagadat 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:28pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
eez like you dont min me well
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:29pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
i av experience dz personally 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
afta nkiru af show you shege
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:35pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
no chill 1 Like
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:36pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
why evils 3 Likes
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:40pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
aint my business tho
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:44pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
business sense on fleek
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Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:52pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
I Asked - "Why is it that in all marriages , the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right?" my husband replied: "Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement? it follows the same logic all the income posted on the right and expenses are on the left!" |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:57pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
I discovered something terrible with my neighbor. He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. My neighbor accepted. The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say 'tchaa'. And this person will die in your place. The witch doctor left, and my neighbor was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say 'tchaa', and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn't collect any money from my neighbor for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, my neighbor said 'tchaa', the witch doctor said 'retchaa', my neighbor then said 'reretchaa', the witch doctor said 'rereretchaa'. As I am telling you now, the whole quarters are there watching the two shouting 'rererererereretchaa'. 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by TWOYANSH: 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
its silly as a joke I know but Just try to imagine the scene, it's more funny: A bald man slipped and fell on his head, so he slipped again 3 Likes |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by Nobody: 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
hahaha |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by pulsa(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
guy you wan become basket mouth ni hw far cc: TWOYANSH |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by ruggedadventure(m): 8:29pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
TWOYANSH..... u try no b small Tiri gbosa for you |
Re: Come In And Forget Your Sorrows by policy12: 11:31pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
TWOYANSH:
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