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"in Heat" by Epi: 8:28pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.' |
Re: "in Heat" by aristole(m): 11:26am On Nov 12, 2009 |
Waiting!For the panel of Jurists |
Re: "in Heat" by dominique(f): 11:51am On Nov 12, 2009 |
lolz |
Re: "in Heat" by D1KeleVra(m): 9:15pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
lol nice joke |
Re: "in Heat" by shayoor(f): 1:12pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
lol |
Re: "in Heat" by D1KeleVra(m): 6:39pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
loly |
Re: "in Heat" by Pharoh: 8:21pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
Lol |
Re: "in Heat" by D1KeleVra(m): 8:22pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
lollie |
Re: "in Heat" by dani1luv: 8:26pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
Lmao |
Re: "in Heat" by Dunddy(m): 7:12pm On Nov 17, 2009 |
;d |
Re: "in Heat" by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Nov 19, 2009 |
wats all this lmao for nothing? |
Re: "in Heat" by romsky: 10:15am On Nov 19, 2009 |
quit interfering with fate |
Re: "in Heat" by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On Nov 19, 2009 |
maka why? |
Re: "in Heat" by Jeovy(m): 12:11pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
see how long he take u to laugh to a nice joke |
Re: "in Heat" by D1KeleVra(m): 8:25pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
clemcykul: dwarf! |
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