Unless you are living in an industrial area or around schools and churches, you know a few things about neighbours.
There are the good, the bad, the ugly and the really ugly.

Here are some of the types you’re likely to meet:

1. The noisy neighbour

The noisy neighbour doesn’t care about what you think. He is out there to make all the noise he can. When he’s not throwing parties, he’s listening to really loud music on his own and it leaves you wondering how it’s possible to enjoy music in this way. Chances are that he even assumes that he’s doing the neighbourhood some good by sharing his playlist.

2. The neighbour that doesn’t talk to anyone

You know they exist, but not sure if they do. No kind of noise ever comes from their house too. Sometimes, you wonder how they survive with this kind of hermit life they’ve decided to adapt

3. The Play Boys/Play Girls

These ones keep bringing men and women to their house like they’re changing underwear and leave us spying from our windows on who’s coming next.

4. The Radio Without Battery

The neighbour that has the rundown on almost everybody. They know what who is doing and who is beefing the other person. They pretend to be friendly, but in reality, they’re just covertly scavenging for juicy information about you to broadcast next door.

5. The Borrow Borrow

They’re always borrowing. One time, it’s a cup of sugar and the next time it’s your iron. And they never have the intention to buy theirs. It’s very likely that they won’t return your stuff till you ask for it

6. The Mortal Kombat Neighbour

Always fighting and they don’t even try to be discreet about it. You hear everything even when you’re not interested in the details.

crap..not everyone live in face me i face u house

7. The Hungry Neighbours

You know those ones that one way or the other target your lunch time and just strut in when your pot of food is ready? Yes, those ones and when they notice you’re not bringing the food, they’ll stay long till you feel the hunger.

8. The Cool Neighbour

This type doesn’t make noise or look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone. He also tries to be social regularly.

9. The Alcoholic

You know it’s him or her when you hear someone knocking on your door at 4.00 a.m in the morning. Obviously, he has once again confused your house for his.

10. The Jealous Neighbours

Somehow, they’re forever jealous of you and do not even try to hide it.

11. The punching bag neighbours

These ones just keep beating somebody every day. Whether it’s their house help or the child, you hear wailings from their house almost always.

12. The Neighbours who do not understand space

Personal space? No. They don’t understand the concept. They’re literally almost always in your home and want to come over.

What other types of neighbours do you experience at your house? Let us know!