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Safety Tips For Mmm Participants by IRAPADA(m): 10:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
Safety Tips:

1. Make sure you are very close to your friends and relatives who are into MMM.
2.Observe their every movement and monitor where they are going to.
3. If you see any of them going close to a River, Ocean or Stream, raise an alarm and invite the police.
4. If you see any of them talking to him or herself, alert the nearest psychiatrist hospital.
5. If any of them begins to behave angrily and break or destroy things, please notify your friends and use cow rope to tie the person

*All you need to do is tell them that ALL IS WELL just a little change in their system...its not even frozen*

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