A class teacher in naija dey instructs his students 2 each stand up and make a short poem about thier name and what they’d like 2 do in future.
The first to start is Usman, ha said..
USMAN; my name is usman
I will grow up and be a man
I will like to go to japan
if I can, if I can
The 2nd student is a girl named Candy, she said..
CANDY; my name is candy
I will grow up and be a lady
and i will like 2 have a baby
if i can, if i can
and finally there is Akpos, the original naija guyg, he said..
Akpos; my name is Akpos
I will grow up 2 be a man
to hell with japan
am going to help candy with her plan
i know i can , i know i can…



Wale: I saw the strap of your bra..
TEACHER JANET: Wale!! Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!.
Johnbull started laughing
TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh??
Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!..
..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class
TEACHER JANET: KAYBEE, why are you going out?
Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi
Naija Tori words of wisdom
If @40 you still de your fathers house de stryggle for fish head with your siblings. Make you sabi say ya village witch is fanning herself with ya picture
Just because ee don finish for ur mouth doesnt mean our mouths are identical
Just because poly dey do practical, e no means say dem get scientist o.
The Most Romantic word u can say to gals of nowadays is: “Send your Account Number”….
X MAS Wahala
…
Ugochukwu’s Phone is ringing…
…
Ugochukwu: hey baby how are u?
Baby: Am not fine oh
ugochukwu: Ah wat’s wrong baby?
Baby: I need #25,OOO for all my Christmas
things
ugochukwu: This is ugo’s voicemail. Press 1 to
end this
call, Press 2 to call back later, Press 3 to record ur msg
Happy Xmas in advance

hilarious

So funny


But I will laugh when MMM refunds my money